Link, waking up from his seven-year stasis: What happened? Where am I?

Rauru: We've kept your spirit sealed here for seven years until you were old enough to become the Hero of Time. You were too young when you originally pulled out the Master Sword.

Link, looking at his adult self: You mean, I'm a grown up no-

Link, suddenly touching his ears: Are these earrings?

Navi: Yep.

Link: Why do I have earrings?

Navi: They look cute, don't they?

Link: I don't- I don't know- Why do I have earrings???

Navi: You should totally go see how they look befo-

Link: WHO PIERCED MY EARS WHILE I WAS ASLEEP???

Navi: WELL GODDAMN LINK YOU THINK I BROUGHT A BOOK OR SOMETHING WHILE YOU WENT INTO A COMA??

Link, sobbing: ZELDA'S GONNA THINK I'M GAY.

And she totally did.