Link: *wearing the Boblokin mask, sitting among his new family of Boblokins*

Link: ...

Link: Hold up.

~One Week Later~

Link: *marches up to Hyrule Castle, facing Calamity Ganon*

Zelda: *her voice coming from the Sheikah Slate*

Zelda: What are you doing, Link?? The Divine Beasts haven't been brought back under our control yet.

Link: No need.

Link: *whistles loudly, summoning a seemingly endless army of Boblokins behind him*

Link: Today, Ganon meets his end!

Boblokin Army: *aggressive cheers before charging recklessly into the castle*