Traveler 1: If we keep waiting here and doing nothing, Calamity Ganon will destroy Hyrule as we know it!

Traveler 2: We must do something to help the Champions destroy him once and for all!

Traveler 3: Link and Zelda are putting everything on the line to help us! We must repay the favor!

Kohga: *AHEM*

All Travelers: Hmm?

Kohga: I just found something that poses an even bigger threat than the Calamity ever could.

Traveler 1: What could possibly be more evil and dangerous than Calamity Ganon??!?

Kohga: *reveals a large box and drops it in front of the travelers*

All Travelers: *open the box to find both Zelda CD-i games and all 13 episodes of the animated Zelda series*

Traveler 2: *gasping in terror* How could something this vile even exist?!??

Kohga: Indeed. We must destroy the ones responsible for these abominations: Link and Zelda.

Link: *within earshot, jumping out from his hiding place*

Link: Well excuuUUUUUUSSSE ME, KOHGA.