Okay, so no one told Taehyung that suddenly coming to classes in his steamingly pulsatingly erratically hot new self would change how people talked to him.

"Duh," Jin said. "Haven't you seen Princess Diaries? Or Pretty Woman? Or The Devil Wears Prada? Or-"

"Jin I can promise you I haven't seen any of those movies." Taehyung interrupted. He held his books tightly in his arm, walking towards the classroom.

"W-wow," A girl said, walking past him. Taehyung looked at her, and she blushed and looked away, realizing she just said wow out loud like an idiot.

"I-is that... Taehyung?" Bambam whispered to Yugyeom. The two stared at him from the wall, which they were leaning against. Bambam gulped, licking his bottom lip. "Holy fucking shit. I've never wanted to suck a dick more in my life,"

For the first time, no one bumped into him in the hallways or ignored him or called him four-eyes. Maybe contacts snapped!! Or, like, not- because they suck and totally dried his eyes out and wearing them was super uncomfortable and now Taehyung sort of wishes he didn't succumb to unnatural beauty standards.

Taehyung and Jin walked into the lecture hall, and Taehyung blushed at how everyone turned to look at him. Jaws dropped, eyes widened. This would take some getting used to.

"Everyone's ignoring how hot I am because I'm hanging out with you. I'm leaving." Jin said in anger, walking away. Taehyung gulped and walked to his usual seat in the fifth row.

"Taehyung?" A voice came. Taehyung turned around and saw a girl he knew got thousands of likes on Instagram and was popular as hell. "I- um- love this new style. I'm Rose, by the way." She smiled.

"Oh. H-hi."  Taehyung said, and then cleared his throat. No, be confident. "I've seen you around. Nice earrings." Taehyung said quickly, and then turned around and sat down.

Nice earrings?? Do cool guys say that?? Oh my god, I'm so stupid. Who compliments a girl's earrings???

"Aw, thanks! Guys never notice that kind of stuff." Rose said, giggling. Taehyung hummed to himself.

"Aren't you, like, super smart?" One of her friends said. Taehyung looked at them and then shrugged.

"Nah. I mean, I get by. Y'know. Who has times for- for.... maths and shit? Am I right?" Taehyung laughed weakly. The girls blinked in confusion and then giggled.

"That's cool. I'm throwing a party tonight. You should totally come." Rose said, giving Taehyung a smile.

"Oh. Sure, I'd love to-" Taehyung began, and then heard a voice.

"Didn't someone get arrested at your last party, Rose?" Jungkook's voice came. Taehyung turned and saw the boy walking towards where Taehyung was seated, looking at Rose.

Rose sighed. "It was only because of the fight that broke out. It wasn't a big deal," Rose reassured Taehyung. Taehyung nodded nervously. Jungkook sat down beside him, their thighs touching. Rose turned away to make conversation with her friend, and Jungkook looked at Taehyung.

"I thought you said you would come to my house last night for dinner..." Jungkook mumbled, trailing.

Taehyung looked away. "I got busy."

"Doing what?" Jungkook asked. The truth was, Taehyung wasn't really busy the night before. In fact, he was ready to go to Jungkook's. But Jimin convinced him not to go.

"I had some work," Taehyung said. Jungkook nodded, leaning closer to him. Jungkook grabbed his hand. "Ooh, where'd you get these rings from?"

Taehyung watched Jungkook's face brighten as he began playing with the rings on Taehyung's fingers. Taehyung's breath hitched from being so close to the pretty boy, seeing his lashes, almost being able to count them in his gaze. Taehyung got lost for a moment, just wanted to reach forward and kiss the pretty boy. But instead, he pulled his hand away.

"From this place in the mall," Taehyung said, taking his notebooks out. Jungkook hummed. He then leaned in, placing his cheek against Taehyung's shoulder. Taehyung stilled.

"Will you come over tonight, then? I was thinking of making pizza at home. You can help." Jungkook said, looking up at him. Jungkook gasped. "Oh! We can make pizza and- and I saw this cool recipe for these fudge brownies online. If you could get chocolate chips from the store, then we could make-"

"How about you ask me politely? And not just assume I'll do everything you want?" Taehyung snapped, raising his eyebrow.

Jungkook paused. He blinked his eyes, not knowing what to say. He shook his head. "I didn't mean it like that. I thought- I-"

"You thought I'd just say yes? Because I have no say of my own, I'll just do every single thing Jungkook wants, huh?" Taehyung chuckled, fiddling with a pen with his long fingers.

Jungkook shook his head more. "N-no. Not at all. I t-thought, because you said you were free tonight-"

"I never said that. I'm going to Rose's party." Taehyung mumbled. Jungkook bit the inside of his cheek, looking at Taehyung, who looked away. Jungkook nodded. "Okay. Yeah. I'll probably do that too." Jungkook said, looking back down at his books.

The class began, it was an Ethics class on basic superhero morals. Everyone had to take this class, it wasn't an option in their course. Taehyung found it interesting because he could relate it to superheroes gone bad who disobeyed these morals. The class basically discusses events which were wrong and right. The good and bad of heroism.

Jungkook usually sat with some of the guys from the school football team during this class in the last row. Taehyung had seen them once. They fucked around the whole time, as in, literally fucked around. Taehyung always ignored it.

The one or two times Jungkook had sat beside Taehyung, he'd asked Taehyung to send him his notes and then lazily gone through the lecture. Now, he was making notes, unsubtly copying some off Taehyung's.

After the lecture finished, Taehyung grabbed his books and headed out of the classroom. Jungkook followed him, walking close. "Are you going to the lounge?" Jungkook asked. Taehyung nodded.

Taehyung walked to the lounge, finding it kind of funny now how people kept eyeing him and whispering to their friends about how he looked. Taehyung ignored it but noticed midway through all the looking at Jungkook held onto his arm.

They walked into the lounge and saw Namjoon and Jin. Some guys, Ren and his friends, were playing pool in the side of the room.

"Jin? How're you already here? We were in the same lecture," Taehyung asked. Jin looked over and saw how Jungkook was holding onto Taehyung's arm, looking tentative.

"I left early," Jin said.

Taehyung frowned. "How?? There's only one door in the lecture hall and I didn't see you leave?"

"I escaped through the window."

"Jin the lecture was on the 6th floor."

"I have long legs I was fine."

Taehyung sat down on the couch. "Are you guys going to that party tonight?" Taehyung asked, leaning back onto the couch, sprawled. Namjoon and Jin nodded. Taehyung opened his mouth to speak but suddenly felt Jungkook sit down on his lap.

"I think I'll go. But last time it was really crazy." Jungkook began, looking at Jin and Namjoon. "Remember that fight tat broke out? I almost-"

"Jungkook? What're you doing?" Taehyung asked. Jungkook looked at him in confusion. "There are at least 4 empty seats here," Taehyung snickered. Jungkook blinked.

"I- um..." Jungkook began, fumbling. His cheeks reddened. "I didn't think it was a problem,2 Jungkook said dumbly. Taehyung slid Jungkook off his lap and looked away in a cursory way.

"Of course it's a problem. I don't want to catch one of the STDs you have." Taehyung gruffed. Ren and his friends, who were on the side of the lounge playing pool, heard that and began laughing.

Jungkook turned red. He looked at Taehyung in disbelief and then saw Ren walk over to them, and giggled forcefully, looking down, tightening his grip on his jeans.

"Taehyung, right? Shit, maybe you're not so lame. Those shoes look sick as fuck, bro. Where'd you get them?" Ren asked. Taehyung blinked in surprise. Holy shit. Ren has never been nice before.

"They're designer." Taehyung lied. He couldn't say 'from the department store' in fucking front of them.

"Damn, that's really cool. The new cut looks tight too." Ren's friend added.

"God they talk so weirdly. Why are straight boys like this." Namjoon whispered to Jin, who watched them judgingly, disgusted.

"C'mon Kook, don't just sit there." Ren scoffed. "Turn into your girl self or something," Ren said.

Jungkook turned into his girl form, still looking down at his shoes. "Sorry," Jungkook said in a small voice. No one heard him. Ren sat down beside Jungkook, manhandling the now-girl onto his lap.

"Don't look so sad, princess. Give us a little smile, c'mon." Ren said, and Jungkook smiled and then got pulled in to kiss Ren on the mouth. Jungkook kissed for a split second and then pulled away.

Taehyung blinked in confusion. Why did Jungkook... let them do that stuff to him? Is it because he likes it? Does he like getting treated like this? He must like this treatment... right?

Namjoon and Jin left quickly, looking grossed out. "You're coming tonight to Rose's thing, right? Those girls are so uptight about sleeping around. That's why we like our slutty little Kookie here, don't we?" Ren said, squeezing Jungkook's ass.

"I'm probably just going to come as my normal self. I get sick if I'm in my girl form for too long." Jungkook said.

"Seriously? That's so boring, Kookie." Ren's friend said. "What're you gonna do? Just, like, sit around?"

"I'll be with my friends," Jungkook said. Ren scoffed, pushing him off his lap and standing up. "Friends? Y'know every dude you're with probably just wants to sleep with you, right? No offense or whatever."

Jungkook looked at Ren for a few seconds and then shook his head. "T-that's not true." Jungkook's voice wavered. Ren and his friends looked bored already and headed out. While walking out, Ren looked at Taehyung.

"Why don't you come with us, bro? We're gonna go play basketball. You'd probably be cool as fuck on the court with your powers," Ren said. Taehyung looked at him.

"Oh. Yeah, sure." Taehyung said, getting up. Jungkook watched them walk out, and got up himself, walking after them.

"Don't come with us, Kookie. None of us are in the mood to have sex right now." Ren's friend said. Jungkook followed them quickly. "T-that's not why I was-" Jungkook began, and then stopped in his tracks, seeing the boys walk away. Taehyung stopped and looked at Jungkook, hesitant.

"Ren," Jungkook said, catching up with him. "I was just kidding. I'll be in my girl form later. Y-you can fuck me, too." Jungkook said hastily. Taehyung looked at him in confusion. Why was Jungkook saying this?

"There's our girl," Ren snickered, picking Jungkook up, making the boy yelp out. Jungkook giggled, getting carried away, but had a look of discomfort on his face.

Taehyung stood there and just sighed. Does he need to be like Ren to get Jungkook's attention? Is that it? Objectify him and only care about him when he's willing to have sex?? It seemed like that's what Jungkook wanted.

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taehyungkim Idk how this works lol #firstpost

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pinkjimin atleast credit me for taking the picture you asshole!!

jacksonwang 🔥🔥

bambam11 daddy jumped out

taehyungkim @bambam11 what?

seojkin i created you

hopehoseok ^ me before flushing my poop

knjoonie please block hopehoseok

prettyjungkookie u look so good taehyung :)

prettyjungkookie
hey

pinkjimin
hi?

prettyjungkookie
is everything ok with tae? he's acting weird

pinkjimin
just ask him lol why're you messaging me?

prettyjungkookie
i dont want to come off as weird to him ): i thought because you guys are close that you'd know something

pinkjimin
lmao do you want to sleep with him too

prettyjungkookie
doesn't everyone rn lol he looks rly hot

pinkjimin
no bc some of us are his friends and don't want to fuck everything with a penis 😊

prettyjungkookie
i didnt mean it like that...

pinkjimin
okay. well i dont know much about this so just talk to him yourself

prettyjungkookie
ok thank you

pinkjimin
and remember to brush your teeth for the party, kookie! you probably dont want everyone to smell your dick breath :)

"You said that to him??" Hoseok asked Jimin, who looked away. "That's kind of rude, isn't it?"

"Relax, he'll get over it. He was more worried about Taehyung, anyway." Jimin said. Jin hummed. "Well, Taehyung's plan is.... working, I guess. Jungkook has been running after him all day." Jin mumbled. "If that is what he wants."

"Jungkook's not being a bitch to him, so yeah, his plan's doing him good," Jimin said. "Better than he imagined. People can't stop talking about his glow-up." Jimin sighed.

"I think it's a glow down," Hoseok said, leaning against the wall. "Taehyung was better with his glasses and brown hair and that's the TEA."

"You literally said 'I want to slam that red head against my mattress and fuck him into oblivion' THREE fucking minutes ago."

"It's called bisexuality, Namjoon. Look it up." Hoseok explained. Namjoon frowned. "No it's not???"

"Taehyung's here!" Rose squealed, rushing to the door and opening it. Taehyung walked into the apartment, dressed in a black t-shirt, a simple bomber jacket, and ripped jeans. Also, a black bandana. His hands were full of black rings, and he looked really fucking hot (but we been knew).

"You look amazing."

"I love your outfit!"

"Do you want a drink?"

Taehyung got bombarded by dudes and girls he didn't know. He smiled at all of them, smirking and being cocky and saying yes to all the drinks he would not have. Some dude handed him a cigarette, which Taehyung took for some reason?? He thanked him and took a hit of the cigarette, and then blew the smoke out and looked over, finding his friends. He saw them, and walked over, smoking the cigarette again.

"Thanks for coming, Tae! I hope you have fun. Come dance with me later, okay?" Rose said to Taehyung. Taehyung nodded, giving her a grin. The moment she left, he groaned.

Taehyung began coughing, dropping the cigarette on the ground and stomping on it. "I-I don't like it," Taehyung said in a small voice, rubbing his tongue with his sleeve. Jin pulled his wrist down.

"Focus. Now tell me, Taehyung, have you been doing everything that Jimin told you to?" Jin asked. Taehyung nodded.

"Yes. I was... um... kinda mean to him, was kinda distant, made sure to show him I don't want anything to do with him." Taehyung said, but while he was speaking, and listening to his own words, he kind of realized... what he did.

"Why the fuck did you take the advice of someone who HATES Jungkook??" Namjoon asked. Jimin frowned. "I love you Jimin, but that advice was utter trash and we know that."

"Namjoon's going off..." Jimin whispered. Namjoon looked at Taehyung sternly. "Don't do that shit! Show him you're a bad boy, a confident, kinda mean, kinda cocky bad boy. But, you're also sweet." Namjoon said.

Jin suddenly gasped, putting his hands on Taehyung. "Taehyung. Tonight's your night. Lose. Your. Virginity." Jin said. Taehyung's eyes widened.

"Seriously? Should I? Oh my god, wait, I'm freaking out. Wait. Guys. Oh my god. What if I cum too early." Taehyung whispered, and then shook his head. "No! I can't be scared. I need to be strong, I need to be confident, I need to- oh my god I need to call my mom-"

"No, you can't! Tae, listen, do you want to put your dick in someone??" Jin asked, gripping the sides of his arms.

"If it's consensual and safe then yes," Taehyung said.

"Or, you could have someone put their dick in you." Hoseok gasped and then grinned at Taehyung, winking and reaching his hand out to shake. "Hi, I'm Jung Hoseok. Nice to meet you."

"I know who you are, Hobi. Also no, I'm a top. I think. No, see, you're making me nervous!! I am a top." Taehyung said. Jimin frowned at Hoseok and hit him lightly.

"Taehyung. Breathe. Jungkook's going to be here anytime. And when he's here, I need you to be a super bad boy like I taught you and fuck him." Jin said sternly.

"If he consents to it and wants to!!!! You keep forgetting the most vital part of sexual intercourse that needs to take place in order for both individuals to enjoy the activity!"

"You're right and I'm sorry. Now go! He's here." Jin said, spinning Taehyung around and pushing him away. Taehyung walked two steps, but then turned around and gulped.

"I don't have condoms," Taehyung said.

"Jungkook always has ones with him, don't worry," Jimin said, and then spin Taehyung around and pushed him off.

Taehyung saw Jungkook by the bar, wearing denim jeans and a pretty purple top. Taehyung walked up to him, gulping. Be. Confident. Taehyung took a deep breath and walked up to him, humming.

"One vodka soda," Taehyung said to the guy making the drinks. Then, Taehyung looked at Jungkook, who was looking away. "Hey Jungkook."

Jungkook looked at him and then smiled. "Hi," Jungkook said.

"Right before coming here, I... um..." Taehyung trailed, trying to think of a bad boy thing he'd done. "Had a plastic water bottle and- and three it into the n-normal trash receptacle instead of the recycling one," Taehyung said.

Jungkook blinked at him. Taehyung looked at him for a few seconds and then widened his eyes. "Oh my god, that sounds really lame, doesn't it? No no, you don't get it. The normal trash bin was right next to the recycling one! I still threw the plastic bottle into the normal one! I'm- I'm batshit crazy." Taehyung said.

Jungkook burst into giggles, putting his hands on his face. Taehyung smiled at his response, and then cleared his throat. "Also, um, today in Ethics class, the teacher asked a question, and I knew the answer, but didn't raise my hand," Taehyung said, winking.

Jungkook gasped, hitting Taehyung lightly with his hand. "Oh my god, Tae. You're insane."

"Yeah? Well, I heard you like bad boys." Taehyung said. Jungkook giggled.

"Can I ask something? Why were you acting... kinda weird this morning? And yesterday?" Jungkook asked. Taehyung paused for a second, and then sighed.

"I was... trying something," Taehyung said. Jungkook hummed. "Is it because of this new look? You don't have to be mean to fit in, Tae."

"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to push you away like that." Taehyung said. Jungkook grinned. "That's okay. As long as we're back to being us again!!"

No no, wait, that wasn't the plan- Taehyung thought. Jungkook hugged him tightly. Taehyung hugged him back, but then got an instinct to be cool and pushed Jungkook off slightly, and pressed him against the bar table.

"You look really pretty, Kookie." Taehyung whispered softly. Jungkook's eyes grew big.

"R-really? I'm not even in my girl form." Jungkook said, mumbling. Taehyung tsked.

"Forget your girl form. I don't give two shits about that bitch." Taehyung said. Jungkook frowned. "I-I'm so sorry. That came out badly. I mean, um- you're r-really pretty. And you should know that." Taehyung murmured, close to Jungkook's face.

"Thank you." Jungkook whispered. He looked at Taehyung closely, and then gulped, dry. "Y-you're- um- really hot." Jungkook said, looking at his face.

"Really?" Taehyung asked, smirking. "Nice. Cool. Swag-"

"Stop."

"Okay." Taehyung said. "It's really loud over here. Do you wanna go somewhere else? Taehyung asked. Jungkook looked blank for a few seconds, and then nodded with a smile.

"Sure! We can talk or something." Jungkook said. He took Taehyung's hand and dragged him down the apartment, into a small room in the side which looked like it belonged to one of the girls. Who cares.

Taehyung and Jungkook entered, and Taehyung closed the door behind him. Jungkook ran his head up Taehyung's chest, and then giggled. "Your chest is so firm."

"Something else can be firm too, y'know." Taehyung said. Jungkook laughed. "Ah, you're so silly Tae."

They both sat down on the bed. Taehyung put his hand on Jungkook's lower back. Jungkook sighed. "Ren told me to come here, but he got mad when he found out I was in my boy form. I tried hanging out with Jackson, too. He's bisexual, so I didn't think he'd mind. But I-I didn't want to have sex, so he left." Jungkook said. Jungkook looked at Taehyung, who looked blank.

Truth is, Taehyung wasn't really listening. His mind was whirring. Was he actually going to lose his virginity tonight? That was crazy. Jungkook did think he was hot, which was good. And through his month of being in this school, he's realized that sex apparently had no correlation to intimacy or emotions. Everyone just did it to fuck.

"Tae? Helloooo. You're totally blanking out." Jungkook said, waving his hand over Taehyung's face. Taehyung snapped out of his thoughts and looked up.

"Oh. Sorry, I was thinking." Taehyung said. He put one arm around Jungkook's waist and pulled him closer in. "You look really gorgeous in the moonlight, Kook." Taehyung whispered.

Jungkook turned and looked at him closely. "O-oh- um, thanks. I think it's, like, the white light or something-" Jungkook began. Taehyung hummed, and then brought his lips closer to Jungkooks. Jungkook saw that, and stilled.

"T-Taehyung?" Jungkook squeaked. Taehyung looked at his lips for a couple of more seconds, and then pressed them together.

Their lips moved together softly, fluent. Taehyung felt his heart beat risen from the kiss. He moved forward, feeling Jungkook's glossy lips with his plump ones. After a bit, he pulled away, lips still stringing to Jungkook's.

Jungkook breathed heavily, looking at him closely. Jungkook gulped. "W-what?" Jungkook asked.

Taehyung looked at his eyes. "I-" Taehyung began, and then gulped. "I really wanna- wanna-" make love "-fuck you."

Jungkook blinked. Jungkook stayed still. Taehyung looked at him, waiting. He kissed his lips delicately again, and upon feeling nothing back, pulled away. Taehyung looked at Jungkook.

"No," Jungkook let out, in the faintest possible voice. "N-no. No, p-please tell me you weren't just nice to me this- this whole time because you wanted to fuck me."

Taehyung tensed, every part of him realizing what just happened. Taehyung widened his eyes at Jungkook. "Tae. I-I thought we were friends,"

"We are." Taehyung gulped. "We are friends, Kookie."

"You said you didn't want me for sex! And- and now-" Jungkook began. Taehyung shook his head. "No Kook, I don't. I swear. You're my friend-"

"Taehyung," Jungkook let out. He put his hands against his face, looking utterly hurt. "I thought, f-for once, I had a friend who actually wanted me for me, not because they wanted to fuck-"

"Jungkook please, I swear that is the reason. I just- I'm just a little drunk right now. I'm being stupid. Reckless. Please, let this go. I'm sorry." Taehyung said hurriedly. Jungkook didn't move an inch, so Taehyung got up.

"I'll leave you alone. I'm really s-sorry." Taehyung said. Jungkook looked down. "We don't even have to be friends. You probably don't want to anymore. I understand." Taehyung said hastily, and then headed for the door.

"No!" Jungkook said suddenly, looking up. "No, Tae. Please don't stop being my friend. I-I d-don't have anyone else,"

"But Kook-" Taehyung tried. Jungkook sniffled, getting up from the bed. He took a deep breath and then smiled.

"I-I was being stupid." Jungkook giggled. "I'll let you fuck me. Now. You c-can fuck me now." Jungkook promised.

"W-what?" Taehyung asked, confused as to Jungkook's sudden change.

"Yeah," Jungkook said, gripping Taehyung's shirt. "Isn't that what you want? I'll ride you, too. I'll make it so comfortable, Tae-"

"Kook, w-what are you saying?" Taehyung asked in a small voice. Jungkook's eyes looked near to tears.

"You can fuck me. Just- please- I don't want to lose you as a friend, Tae. P-please?" Jungkook said, looking up at him.

Taehyung was frozen for a few seconds, and then pushed Jungkook off him. "Are you serious? You're willing to have sex with me just to maintain our friendship? Kook, that's crazy! You shouldn't do that! Your body isn't some- some sort of a payment you have to make to people in order to get basic respect!"

"I-I do." Jungkook said, tears in his eyes. "No o-one wants me unless its t-to fuck me."

"That's not true." Taehyung whispered. Jungkook chuckled weakly, no humour latched in his tone. "I-isn't it? Look at you. I thought y-you wanted me to be your best f-friend." Jungkook said. Taehyung opened his mouth to speak, but Jungkook continued.

"Yoongi and I w-were so close. But ever since we started this fuckbuddies thing, he only cares when I let him fuck me. I t-try to stay back after every time, make some conversation, hear him make t-those jokes which he used to make. But- he gets bored of me."

Jungkook blinked back tears. "A-all these guys I'm friends with. They o-only care if I sleep with them. They don't give two shits about me otherwise." Jungkook said, and a tear fell down his eye. "E-even the lesbians only want me for sex. And lesbians are u-usually great. Everyone hates me!"

"No one hates you. Everyone's just stupid." Taehyung said. Jungkook started crying. Taehyung gulped. "Kookie I'm so sorry-"

"Please, j-just go." Jungkook said, sitting down on the bed. Taehyung nodded, feeling tentative, but walking out of the room.

Taehyung walked out and towards the living room, where everyone was dancing, drunk. He found Jin and Jimin making out and stormed over to them, pulling them apart.

"Holy fuck I thought you were someone else." Jimin slurred.

"I was wondering when Namjoon got so fucking short." Jin grumbled.

"I hate you. I hate you and your stupid idea. I'm still a virgin and Jungkook hates me." Taehyung snapped, and then stormed out of the apartment. He ran to his dorm and jumped onto his bed and spent the whole night thinking about how much he fucked up.

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hope this helps take the hate for jungkook down a tiny notch? uwu