Here's to everyone who stood with me to this point. I love you so much. 

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Adunni Adenuga ~ Science~ SS3

English Language //7\\

Mathematics //9\\

Biology //8\\

Physics //6\\

Chemistry //7\\

Civic Education //10\\

Agricultural Science //6\\

Economics //9\\

Geography //10\\

Dyeing and Bleaching //10\\

"Olasunkanmi you gave me another person's slip." I told him but he glared at me.

"Answer please." I said trying not to use vernacular. "It's yours mumu." I pouted. "You're the mumu."

"And you are the ultimate mumu. You see your name on it and you are still saying it's not yours. See Dunni, Go. And. Sit. Down." He warned and I stuck my tongue out then skipped off to my seat.

To say I am happy is an understatement. I am fizzing with joy... wellll until a good-for-nothing-other-than-exposing-her-ass-somebody talked.

"I thought Adunni Adenuga doesn't cheat, how come she now got high marks?"

"You don't know? Tele and Kiishi are brainiacs and also her friend so they decided to help her." Another somebody.

"Good Samaritans." Yet another somebody.

"in case you forgot, gossiping is done quietly. No one is interested if you fail please." Tele, the love of my life said.

"Tele the miracle worker, at least I didn't cheat to get my marks, I worked for it." Tele laughed at her statement.

"Worked? Really. Dumebi what did you get in your English? I pray it's a zero, cause if it was even an half, bitch you didn't deserve it neither do you Tiara. You are a fool who doesn't know that 'working for something' means sweating and putting effort and- I know you'll forgive me Mama A- Ogbeni! you didn't sweat one drop walahi. Dumbass." The whole class erupted into a fit of laughter including me.

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"Good Afternoon mother." I was heading to my room in order to avoid my mum but that woman ehnnnn. "Dunni, Oko mi. you received your slip today..." who sold me out? "I promise I wouldn't scold you, if you scored low..." where's my mum gone!!! "...wouldn't you show me?" like I have a choice.

If only she knew I passed. I was acting sad like I wanted to cry. A little fun would hurt anyone right? I walked up to her and she offered me a seat beside her, I sat and she started patting my back, Typical Yoruba Mother. I reached into my bag and brought out the slip. I extended it to her and pulled it back to myself as she reached for it. We repeated the movement thrice, well, after I had my fun then finally I gave it up. "mu wa! I won't scold you. Promise."

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"You are so naughty. Omo yii sha. You passed so well and you were behaving as if you were about to break down. If I spank you, it's me you are playing with like that right?" I laughed. "Yes Mummykins."

She playfully hit me for a whole then gave me a bone-crushing hug.

I finally got my first mother-daughter moment slash bond... I'm sooooo a Mama's baby.

"Well your class teacher called to tell me that you've really improved." No Shit!

Why Thank you Mrs. Rufai, for breaking the new for me.

Aargh!!!

Human Beings!