OH MIO DIO, RESPIRA ARYA, RESPIRA *respira profondamente*

Navi: *accorre con un sacchetto del McDonald*

Io: *lo usa per respirare*

Tael: l'abbiamo persa?

Navi: non anco-

Io; *si mette a urlare per tutta casa*

Navi: si. Si Tael. L'abbiamo persa.

Taya: ma bravi, l'avete rincoglionita più di quanto già non fosse prima di iniziare il libro!

Tael: ma sorellina! Non è colpa nostra!

Navi: prendetela con i lettori tesoro.

Taya: Non chiamarmi tesoro!!

Tael: RAGAZZE! Non litigate! Già l'autrice è partita in quarta, se poi vi ci mettete pure voi, qui va tutto a scatafascio!

Taya: taci Tael!

Navi: non parlargli in quel modo!

Taya: È morto fratello!  Gli parlo come voglio!

Ganon:..... Altro che Eroe, ad uccidermi saranno queste due se continuano a litigare come due donne mestruate.

Naboroo: Scusa hai detto qualcosa?!

Ganon: che m uccideranno loro se continuano con i litigi da donne mestruate!

Urbosa: *facepalm* è inutile...

Navi:... E VOI COME CI SIETE ENTRATI QUI?!

Naboroo: la porta principale era aperta.

Navi:... Taya dovevi chiuderla...

Taya: op-

*si sente un rumore di vetri rotti*

Io: *si ferma dal suo sclerare per lo sclerare sui 700 voti del libro*... Cosa è stato..

Taya; N-niente!!!

Navi: giusto! Assolutamente nulla!

Io:... impossibile. Siete d'accordo. E io non mi fido di voi due d'accordo.

Tael: ha ragione.

Io: *Va verso il suo camerino*

Navi: *implora le Dee*

Il camerino dell'autrice è pieno di schiuma e bollicine verdi e blu.

Io: *Tic all'occhio*

Taya: SCAPPATE! SI SALVI CHI PUÒ!

Io:....

SKULL KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Navi: AHHH SCAPPIAMO *prova a volare via ma l'autrice la prende per le ali*

Tael: NO! NAVI!

Taya: LASCIALA STARE E SCAPPA! PRIMA CHE FACCIA LA STESSA COSA A NOI E SKULL KID!

Tael: MA NON POSSO LASCIARLA!  IO LA AMO!

Taya:.... Cosa?!

Io: *lascia Navi* bene io ho finito. *Va a dormire*

Taya: no aspetta aspetta, fammi capire... Era tutta una messa in scena per fargli ammettere che la ama!?

Io:.... esatto proprio così.

Taya:...............

Tael: Eddai sorellina..

Taya: zitto..

Skull Kid: *ride* beh! Qui allora chiudo io! Alla prossima! *suona la sua tromba e fa chiudere il sipario*