Ok I'm sorry this isn't a one shot but I need to get this off my chest. So just a little while ago, and for the record it's 7/10/17 1:26am, I finally got to watch pet sematary. I had been told about it sence I was a kid.

So in what little knowledge I had, I thought it was just gonna be a zombie movie, but instead of people it was animals. BOY WAS I WRONG!

Before I continue, there will be some spoilers and mild cursing. I'll cencor it for the most part, so don't worry. But if you haven't seen the movie or are about to watch it, come back and read this when you've watched it.

Ok time for the Google movie summary, 'cause it's 1 am and I'm tired!

Doctor Louis Creed (Dale Midkiff) moves his family to Maine, where he meets a friendly local named Jud Crandall (Fred Gwynne). After the Creeds' cat is accidentally killed, Crandall advises Louis to bury it in the ground near the old pet cemetery. The cat returns to life, its personality changed for the worse. When Louis' son, Gage (Miko Hughes), dies tragically, Louis decides to bury the boy's body in the same ground despite the warnings of Crandall and Louis' visions of a deceased patient.

Alright, to start in the first third of the movie the little girl's cat dies. It's all sad and sh*t. Well Louis decides to bury the cat at a obviously evil Native American burial ground. Now if he was f**king smart, he would have listened to his spoopy ghost dream. And I say "ghost" because the ghost of a dude hit by a truck is basically haunting this dipsh*t of a family.

The cat comes back to life but it's evil now but Doctor dumba*s just thinks the cat hates him.

Later on him, his family, and his old man neighbor, whom is entirely at fault, I'll get to that later, are all out on a picnic. Beside the f**king murder road who's weapons and semi trucks.

Ol' dumba*s daddy turns his back on the little kid who was playing with the kite, long story short, the baby got hit by a truck.

At the funeral grandpa punches dad and he flips out because the casket poped open for a split second and he saw the baby's hand. Everyone in the funeral home acts like it's dad's fault.

Later he has the f**king brilliant idea to rebury his kid in the evil burial ground. Unsuprisingly the kid comes back and is now the devil's child.

At about this time the ghost is talking to the rest of doc's family. Rachel, the wife, leaves her parents house to go check on her husband.

Demon baby kills the old man. Mom goes to old man's house and gets murdered by her dead kid. Which is f**king dumb. Because if she wasn't a dumb bi*ch she would have hauled a*s outta there. But no.

Dad finds out and he's obviously lost his mind. So he goes to old man's house and gets into a prissy fight with the baby. Oh but the good part is that this dumba*s brought three syringes of some kinda poison instead of a gun! Hah!

Well he kills the kid and by this time I honestly wanna see the dad die. I had also got the feeling his only living child is going to be a foster child.

He finally made a smart choice and burned down the house. But he thinks  that because his wife just died a little while ago she won't be evil like the others. Stupid right? So he does the thing.

At exactly midnight, ohhhh~ spooky, his undead wifey comes into the house. And like all other horror movies there's gotta be some sorr of leading to sex scene. But the dumba*s finally got what he deserved and was murdered.

Now honestly I enjoyed the movie and I understand that it's just a movie and it's pretty old. But it's just stupid how these characters have no common sense!

Ok my rant is over. Sorry again. Have a good day/night.

Oh by the way the next two one shots will be yandere burger pants and the puppeteer.