I just sword fought a mosquito
...okay, not really

But I did smash it to death.

It was flying around my room so I got a flyswatter and stared it down and it was in a corner so I attacked it to get it out then it flew at me and I screamed and viciously beat my flyswatter on it over and over and it was in another corner so I pushed it out and just never stopped smushing it

Then it was ded
So I threw it in the trash

It didn't have any blood in it so that's good because it didnt drink my blood :P

I AM VICTORIOUS \OAO/

But yes that was my brutal face-off with a mosquito