I wanted to share my recipe for scrambled eggs with someone so I decided to put it here even though I know probably no one cares so feel free to ignore this

Ingredients:
-1 Bowl
-1 Skillet
-1 Stove
-A little butter
-1 Fork
-1 of these things

-2 Eggs
-Half and Half
-A pinch of salt
-A plate

Step 1:
Crack two eggs in the bowl.

Step 2:
Add a splash of half and half.

Step 3:
Add a pinch of salt.

Step 4:
Stir with the fork until completely yellow with a few white streaks

Step 5:
Turn the stove on to 275°F

Step 6:
Put the skillet on the stove

Step 7:
Melt the butter in the skillet, moving it around with the thing

Step 8:
Pour the egg/half and half/salt mixture onto the skillet

Step 9:
Continuously stir until cooked to perfection

Step 10:
Put the eggs on the plate

Step 11 (optional):
Add more salt

Step 12:
Enjoy!