Y'all know what's coming next~

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A sneak peak into my writing process. This is what my brain does, folks (noise included)

Something I found in an Among Us fic lmao

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Mom: "Use a spoon to scoop the guts out, it works better."
Me: "Ooooh... That would probably be better than cutting the skin off with a knife..."

Me: "Whoops I might have drowned it-"
Mom: "Nah, just stir it up a bit."

Dad: "Oh rEALLy?"
Mom: "I swear-"
Me, from the other room: "Moooooom you shouldn't swEAR-"
Mom: "Shut up."
Me: "No."
Mom: "What did you just say?"
Me: "Nothing!"

Me: "SHIT I DROPPED SOME GUTS-"

Me: "Oh goddamnit mom that's my drink-"
Mom: *continues pouring vodka in my rootbeer*

Don't you love guacamole night with the whole fam? Lmao

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Dad: "Oooh, that's what it means when they say 'Stick it where the sun don't shine', they mean Uranus!"
Me: "sToP, PLEASE STOP-"
Dad: "Haha you can't make me~" 
Me: "I am going to cry-"

He'd been making bad puns for all of dinner ;-;

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Mom: "Your room is a mess-"
Me: "No, it's an organized disaster."
Mom: "Wha-?"

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Me: "GIVE ME YOUR TASTY JUICES-"
Dad: "It's not ready yet, honey."
Me: "Oh."

I love steak sauce too much XD

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Me: "The meat is only on the plate to be a sponge for the sauce."

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*texting*
Friend: hi!
Me: bye
Friend: buy
Me: -me some taco bell
Friend: is your name taco bell?
Me: no???? my name is *censored for privacy*
Friend: then why did you say taco bell?
Me: bc I like Taco Bell
Me: it has good nachos
Friend: I love Dairy Queen
Me: eh, Stewarts has better options
Friend: I like the fries
Me: ew fast food place fries are gross, they're all bland and greasy
Friend: then what do you even get at taco bell?
Me: .-_.- t h e  n a c h o s-

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*texting in group chat*
Me: bye
Friend: buy
Me: -me some burger king
Crush: -foot lettuce
Me: THE LAST THING YOU WANT
Crush: ON YOUR BURGER KING BURGER
Me and Crush at same time: BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE
Other Friend, joining the chat: that was the most beautiful thing I've ever read

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HHH that was fun lmfao
This is my life; funny mom, weird (but funny) dad, dense friends, and an amazing but really random crush lol

~Chat, signing off, for now!~