Layla : *walking into work* sorry I'm late...I was...doing things

Colette, walking in behind her : more like things were doing you

Lin :

Anthony :

the entire hamilcast :

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Anthony : I don't know, I just get the vibe that you hate me or something

Valerie : what, me? hate you? 

Valerie : you're right

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Layla : and go bring a pot into a rapid, boil or get hydrogen peroxide

Layla, Evan, Parker, Valerie, Charlie and Delilah : CAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU MAKE CRYSTAL METH

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Malia : why did you three get arrested?

Layla : we don't know

Valerie : we didn't do anything wrong

Evan : we got pulled over on our way to get some iced coffee and when the p̶i̶g̶ cop asked for papers Layla said scissors and we drove off

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Valerie : I love how we say "oh man" to express disappointment

Valerie : because men are , in fact , disappointing

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Valerie and Delilah : drugs? no thanks, the only 'high' I need is the natural rush you get from committing a murder

Evan who was offering them some crack she stole from her mom and her mom's boyfriend :

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Anthony : why are you on fire?

Layla, who is on fire : that's just sorta how my day is going

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Anthony : *comes home to the house on fire* WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!

Malia : well, basically, Evan, Valerie, Charlie, Parker, Delilah and Layla-

Anthony : oh, okay. I got it. thanks.

Malia : but I didn't finish?

Anthony : you don't need to

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Layla : you betrayed me. you betrayed my trust, you betrayed our friendship, you betrayed everything I ever stood for. you let me down!

Anthony : then why are you helping me?

Layla : do you really think I care so little for you that betraying me would make a difference?

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{phone rings}

Valerie : hello?

killer : I see you

Valerie :

killer :

Valerie :

killer :

Valerie : do I look good?

killer :

Valerie : never mind, I always look good

(whilst we're on the subject of Valerie now would be a good time to mention she has ODD, ADD, mild narcissistic personality disorder and IED. she picks and chooses who she likes within seconds and once she decides she hates you there is no changing her mind. if she decides she likes you, it takes A LOT to change her mind.)

(: