kidnapper : we have your daughter

Anthony : actually, my daughter is sitting next to me

kidnapper : then who the hell just asked for a peanut butter sandwich with milk and made us cut the crust off?

Anthony : oh my god

kidnapper : what?

Anthony : you have my best friend

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Anthony and Jasmine : *just vibing as a couple*

Valerie @ Anthony : 🔪

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Colette : I took you here to play a dangerous game

Valerie, nodding : knife monopoly

Colette :

Colette : I was gonna say archery but I'm interested in whatever this knife monopoly is

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Layla : and so I'm sitting here, barbeque sauce on my titties-

Anthony : *w h e e z e*

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Hamilcast member : *has a kid*

Layla : I hereby unofficially adopt this child whether you like it or not

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Colette : dammit the power went out

Layla : don't worry, I got this

Layla : *shakes rapidly and starts to illuminate*

Lin : what the fuck?

Layla : I swallowed a flashlight

Anthony, about to have a heart attack : WHY WOULD YOU-

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Layla : my sexuality does not define me!

Anthony : hey, how are you?

Layla : lesbian

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Layla's the leader person and Valerie, Evan, Parker, Charlie and Delilah are the other soldiers :

https://youtu.be/1Ba93TIrVXM

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Layla on August 4th, 2014 : *sobbing*

Anthony : um- you good?

Layla : *incoherent Heathers references*

Anthony :

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Valerie : ARE YOU

Charlie : fucking

Valerie : KIDDING ME, YOU

Evan : fucking

Valerie : IDIOT?!

Delilah : what the hell is that?

Charlie : Jasmine banned Val from swearing so we're helping her!