A : That's day I was already in Malaysia, and I have found a robber, who wear a red mask.

A : He's brought me to the famous food at there.

A : And then he brought me to the shop to bought some groceries.

B : Maybe he's a tourist?

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SITUASI SEBENAR...

Papa Zola : Coming coming  *grammar salah* The justice will take care of you *sambut pelancong luar negara*

Sumber : Lawak Kampus karya Keith