This is supposed to be a joke but not a funny joke and don't take what I'm telling you now serious.
Some days when you think Coldplay is not performing they don't do much but they are actually cops.

This part begins with a 13 year old girl named Sarah and this 63 year old guy his name is Charles and of course she gets raped but much more is hidden.

Jonny are you ready for our next show? Oh the phone is ringing. Uh hello oh hey Phil, why are you calling? Uh I got something kind of shocking on the news a 13 year old got raped by a 63 year old. We are on are way. Jonny, Guy and Will we have a case. We have to stop are show today? Yes I'm sorry. What's are case today Chris? A 63 year old man raped a 13 year old girl. Ewww ok lets go.