My diet plan: Make all my friends cakes. The fatter they are, the skinnier I'll look.

Oh my goodness guys I am eternally sorry for these four months of silence from me!!

I can never repay how long I waited to update this, because I have over 150 drafts that I haven't updated. I'm still debating whether or not to upload all of them at once or not.

Should I? I might.

But Wattpad won't let me view drafts other than the most recent one, so I have to go online, and my internet has been so screwy since I moved and its just ugh.

Hopefully I will be more active, with more stories being posted. I have a ton of new ideas that have just bubbled up over the last four months.

Happy holidays and everything that I've missed!