"Your daughter died?! Oh my god, I'm so sorry! H-how, if I may ask?"

"She couldn't exhibit enough self control to not submerge her fucking head in a river of chocolate."

A/N

Maybe in a few days I'll be posting a Would You Rather? book... Yea!!

The details will be there and hopefully I've explained them correctly, because I can confuse myself easily...

Have a wonderful day, you yellow llamas ;p