Dear parents,

Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin,

Snow White lived alone with 7 men,

Pinnochio was a liar,

Robin Hood was a thief,

Tarzan walked around without clothes on,

A stranger kissed Sleeping Beauty and she married him,

Cinderella lied and snuck out to attend a party.

Dont blame us.

We were taught to rebel at a young age.