I will not be impressed with technology until I can officially download food.

[ me typing into futuristic computer : alright, I'll have some fried chicken, a kids meal from McDonald's, and four large subs, no pickles except for that last one. last one please add extra pickles and mustard. No, hold all mustard and add pickles to all of them.

**food pops up in hand**

me : oh, fuck my life now, YOU FORGOT THE KIDS MEAL!!!! ]