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Two brains, one crackhead, one sportsman and a knockoff of Regina George

Michael Jordan: I can't believe we're gonna be sophomores in a couple weeks man

Smuggler: I'm surprised you remembered, you're barely at school anymore Jerome.

Michael Jordan: Oh come on i've been on holiday give me a break

Smuggler: Yeah your FIFTH one of the YEAR

Michael Jordan: WELL IM NOT GONNA PASS UP AN OPPORTUNITY TO GET SMASHED EVERY NIGHT AM I?!

Botched Barbie: He has a point

Smuggler: Shut the fuck up Cindy.

Local Crackhead: Ahhaa guys i'm high as shit rigjt now

Moneybags: When are you not at this point Buggs.

Local Crackhead: Shhhhh Felix.

Michael Jordan: ANYWAY as i was saying

Michael Jordan: I say we should throw another party.

Local Crackhead: And how do you plan to do that smartass?

Michael Jordan: There's a certain person in this groupchat who clearly has enough funds to rent a place AND buy drinks.

Moneybags: Just because my nickname is Moneybags doesn't mean i throw my money away.

Moneybags: If you think i'm supplying you with party funds after the damage the last one caused you can shove that thought right back up your ass.

Michael Jordan: Harsh.

Botched Barbie: I think another party would be fun~

Smuggler: Of course you would.

Botched Barbie: Can you stop with the passive aggressiveness?!

Smuggler: No! You quite literally cheated on me and you expect me to not be mad about it?

Botched Barbie: We're over. Get over it.

Smuggler: Do you not see me trying to do exactly that?

Local Crackhead: Both of you shut the fuck up.

Local Crackhead: We all hate Jerome's shitty parties but we all go and most of the time they can be fine. So suck it up

Michael Jordan: Thank you, i think?

Michael Jordan: Moneybagssss

Moneybags: No, Jerome.

Michael Jordan: PLEASE FELIX

Michael Jordan: ILL DO ANYTHING

Michael Jordan: ILL BE YOUR MAID

Michael Jordan: ILL HELP YOU BULLY TED

Michael Jordan: PLEASEEEEE

Michael Jordan: ONE LAST PARTY

Michael Jordan: JUST ONE

Moneybags: And then you'll get a job?

Michael Jordan: AND THEN ILL GET A JOB

Michael Jordan: PLEASE

Moneybags:

Moneybags: Fine.

Michael Jordan: YAYAYAYAYAYAY

Moneybags: Okay calm down you sound like one of my fangirls.

Michael Jordan: Sorry bro.

Michael Jordan: WHO SHOULD WE INVITE?!

Smuggler: Talking on the main groupchat would be a smart idea

Michael Jordan: I could kiss all of you right now.

Botched Barbie: Ew.

Smuggler: I'd prefer if you didn't.

Local Crackhead: Calm it buddy

Moneybags: Too far.

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Normal people (aka no ozzy's group.)

Jerome: I would like to propose an idea

Billy: Don't proceed, your ideas are shit.

Jerome: I didn't ask for your input.

Jerome: I'm throwing another party

Lily: Do you ever learn?

Penny: I don't think that's a good idea.

Kid/Adam: Oh my God.

Carla: You're taking the piss Jerome.

Ted: And your group agree with this?

Felix: No, Of course we don't.

Monty: Jerome's parties are shit.

Jerome: But you don't see anyone else trying to throw them!

Buggs: We just need something to get us through school.

Jerome: Sooooo

Jerome: Are you all coming?

Billy: Probably

Ted: Yeah

Felix: I kind of have to.

Lily: Since Billy is

Nugget: Since the pretty Lily is

Monty: Why not

Carla: You guys are all demented.

Carla: Yes i am coming.

Penny: Carla i thought you were grounded?

Carla: My parents are out of town for the next couple of weeks

Jerome: Perfect! See you in a week.

Cindy: Can i invite Alice?

Monty: Oh is that your new chosen girlfriend?

Monty: Moved on from Felix quite quick.

Cindy: Oh my God Monty just drop it.

Cindy: Me and Alice are just friends.

Monty: That's exactly what you said about you and Felix.

Felix: Okay we aren't arguing in the party groupchat.

Jerome: Cindy you can invite anyone, i don't care.

Cindy: Thank you.

Monty: You're all a bunch of dicks.

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Monty shut his phone down and stared at his white ceiling, longing for answers as to why his now ex-girlfriend had to be so cruel to him. How did she move on so fast? The breakup was eating the ginger alive and there was only so much left of him now and he wasn't sure how long he could take it.

All that filled his mind was her. Sure, she's fucked around with every boy in a 20 mile radius, but there was something special about him and her.

She was nice.

Nice to him anyway.

And now all of that was gone because of Felix Huxley, typical.

All Monty could do was wait it out and find something to distract himself from the blonde. Which felt impossible at the moment.

But he had the weekend to think things over and get his head straight.

2 days to stop thinking about Cindy
2 days to get over Cindy
2 days to find a distraction.

Where on Gods green Earth could he find a distraction?
And what would his distraction be?

buzz!

Monty rolled his eyes.

Buzz! Buzz!

He clawed his phone to look at the notification:

Starvin Marvin: I've got the greatest idea ever.

Monty didn't know whether to groan or smile. This could make or break his entire life at the moment and Jerome's ideas aren't the best,

But what if he's actually knocked some common sense into himself and figured out a solution to Monty's problem?

He reluctantly picked up his phone and began typing...

No femurs: This better be good.