I'm going to beacon. Probably Ozpin's a retard and recruits who ever he thinks is powerful and clearly he believes I should join despite all the peeps on my killstreak. I got pulled from my thoughts when a kid almost puked on my shoe but I jumped up.

Me: If you puke on my shoe you are gonna be my 168th victom to have pissed me off as their cause of death!

Blonde: Sorry please don't kill me.

He then dashed to the trash can and puked. I then noticed a pair of girls talking.

Me: Hm possible victom and cute girl what are the odds and hopefully I don't get punched punched out of the bullhead by fucking around like a retarded saiyan.

Yes I can tell i'm a fictional charector but the second wattpad crashes i'm out and you are gonna start drinking some coffee. I teleported behind the cloak girl and since my glove was hidden I waved at her sister and put my finger on my lips. I then grapped cloak girl's waist.

Me: I'm gonna rape you in an allway!

She then pulled out a red scyth and stabbed my toe making me drop her and get pissed causing my fedora to appear and my shirt turned into a black and red sweater(and fuck off I know it's red and green.)

Me: Dammit little girl!

A bitch man: Ahh it's Jordan Kreuger!!!😱

Me: Is your name coincidently Sherlock cuz no shit!

A bitch man: Thats not nice.😐

Me: Shut up or i'll kill you in your sleep. Literally!

Red: You won't rape me!

Meanwhile blondie is cracking up.

Yang: I'm Yang and this is Ruby.

Me: Jordan Krueger infamous killer.

Yang: Wait if you are a killer why didn't yu kill us?

Me: Reasons.

As I say that we arrive at beacon.