dedicated to AnAbundanceOfIrwins cuz her name is perfection

wattpad rated this R by the way

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"Shh!" Luke shushed a giggling Ashton.

"I'm sorry." Ashton laughed and covered his mouth. "I've never done this before."

Luke grinned down at him. "It's okay, I have." He started climbing up the ladder. Ashton followed him, letting about a small giggle here and there.

Luke grabbed onto the window and pulled it up, but the window wouldn't budge. "Damn it!" Luke groaned. "They locked it!"

"Now what?" Ashton called up, from where he was totally checking out Luke's ass. Luke started back down. "We find another way in."

Ashton climbed down and Luke jumped down to the ground a moment later.

They snuck around to the back of the house and Luke tried the back door, but it was locked too.

Ashton placed a hand on Luke's shoulder. "We're gunna get caught." He whispered, then giggled. Luke rolled his eyes. "You don't do illegal stuff much, do you?"

Ashton frowned. "How can you tell?"

"You giggle when you're nervous."

Ashton stopped and pouted. "I do not!"

"You do." Luke walked around the house, but came back when he realized Ashton wasn't following.

Ashton was sitting in the grass, his arms crossed as he glare/pouted at nothing. Luke sighed and ruffled his hair. "Aw Ash c'mon, I didn't mean it as a bad thing."

Ashton turned away from him. Luke crawled across his lap. "Babe, please look at me." Ashton glowered at the sky.

Luke jumped up and snatched Ashton's bandana off his head. Ashton gasped and scrambled up, making a grab for the red bandana. "Luke! Give that back!" Luke held the bandana above his head, out of Ashton's reach.

"Not till I apologize." Luke leaned in and pecked Ashton's lips. "I'm sorry boo."

Ashton grumbled and snatched back the bandana. "Whatever."

Suddenly Luke reached out and grabbed Ashton, hugging the boy close.

Ashton squirmed. "Luke stop, I already forgave you!"

"It's not me!" Luke exclaimed. Ashton froze and they looked at each other with wide eyes.

"Mikey!" Luke yelled while Ashton shouted out, "Calum!"

Mikey laughed loudly and came around the house, while Calum came out the other way. "Nice try boys, but we knew you were gunna try to steal the dolls." Mikey teased.

Ashton squinted from where he was stuck with Luke. "Wait...why is Calum at your house? Did you two sleep together?"

Calum coughed and looked at the ground, while Mikey rubbed his neck awkwardly. "Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself." Calum said.

"Ashton." Luke whispered in Ashton's ear. "You can still move right?" Ashton nodded slightly. "Good, the dolls are in my pocket. Can you grab them?"

Ashton slowly reached his hand back and blindly reached around for Luke's pocket.

"Hey, watch your hand, freshman." Luke growled in a low voice.

Ashton smirked and grabbed Luke's crotch. "Oops. sorry." Luke licked Ashton's ear in response, making the younger boy laugh. Ashton grabbed the dolls. "Okay, now what?" He whispered.

"Get Mikey to release me." Luke whispered back.

Ashton nodded and squeezed the Michael doll making the real life Mikey gasp.

"Hey! Ouch, what the-!" Mikey dropped the Luke doll he was holding. Calum gasped and ran over to his boyfriend.

Luke let go of Ashton and grabbed the Calum doll.

"Everybody freeze!" He shouted. Mikey and Calum faced him.

"Wait, you guys bought our dolls?" Mikey asked in disbelief. Luke smirked and nodded. "Didn't think of that, did ya?"

"Didn't have to, I have this!" Mikey grabbed the Luke doll and covered its eyes. Luke gasped and stumbled around blindly.

He heard Ashton giggle loudly. "S-stop! I surrender, I surrender! You win, just stop! It tickles!"

"Stop raping my boyfriend!" Luke shouted, crashing into the birdhouse.

"Rape tickles?" Calum asked at the same time Ashton said, "Boyfriend?"

"Well Cal, I think it's time to go!" Michael laughed. He removed his hand and Luke opened his eyes to see Calum and Mikey running away.

Luke ran over to Ashton, who was laying on the ground.

"Ash! Are you okay?"

Ashton giggled as Luke helped him up. "Fine. But that didn't go according to plan."

"No. No it did not." Luke said. "But we'll try again, because Team Lashton is better than Team Malum!"

Ashton laced his hands with Luke's. He smiled up at him. "Yeah."

-

"Sorry to interrupt," A lady came into the classroom. "Can I borrow Michael and Calum for a moment?"

The teacher nodded and Calum and Mikey followed the lady to the principals office, where Ashton and Luke were sitting in plastic chairs.

Luke looked up at them and looked back at the ground. Ashton waved and giggled.

"What's going on?" Mikey asked as the principal came out.

"Have a seat." He said and Mikey and Calum obeyed. "Well it appears that Mr. Irwin and Mr. Hemmings caused some severe damage to your lockers this morning, trying to get inside them."

Mikey and Calum turned and faced Luke and Ashton. Calum shook his head at them and Michael tried hard to conceal his laughter. Luke glared and Ashton giggled into his hands.

The principal stood up from his seat and glared at Ashton. "Is there something funny about this Mr. Irwin?"

Ashton lost it.

He fell out of his seat, holding his sides as he rolled around the floor, laughing hard.

Calum showed Mikey the Ashton doll he was holding and they snickered as Calum tickled its sides.

Luke was fighting back laughter of his own as he watched his boyfriends laugh infectiously.

"Mister Irwin!" The principal shouted. "Stop laughing this instant or I will call your parents!"

Ashton managed to stand up and lean against the wall, knocking off a poster advertising the best senior pranks, his face bright red. "S-sorry sir, I just-" He broke off and bursted out laughing again.

Luke noticed Mikey and Calum holding something under the principals desk and smiling. Silently, he pulled out the Calum doll.

"Mister Irwin! You have three seconds to stop and control yourself before I call your parents!" The principals face was red too.

Luke grabbed the Michael doll out as well.

"Three!"

Ashton kept laughing uncontrollably.

"Two!"

Luke positioned the dolls.

"One!"

He pressed the two dolls together, making Calum drop the Ashton doll in surprise as he suddenly kissed Michael.

Ashton gasped and groaned, rubbing his sides. "I am never laughing again." He swore.

Calum and Mikey's eyes were wide as they tried to break the sudden connection.

The principal was wide eyed too. "Uh...you boys wanna take this elsewhere?"

Luke grinned and kept the dolls together. Ashton climbed back onto his seat and giggled, breaking his vow.

"Boys! Stop it this instant or you're suspended!" Luke laughed loudly, throwing his head back. The principal looked over at him and Luke quickly broke the dolls apart to hide them behind his back.

The principal sighed and put his hand on his head. "You know what, all of you, just get out of here."

The boys jumped up and ran out of the office, laughing as they ran down the halls back to class. Ashton jumped onto Luke's back while Calum and Michael grabbed hands.

"Okay," Mikey smiled, "You got us there, but this is not over!"

"So not over!" Calum yelled, pointing a finger at them.

"Bring your best boys." Luke laughed. "Lashton forever!" Ashton blushed and buried his face into Luke's neck. "Yay, Lashton!" He giggled.

Luke smiled at him. Ashton slid off Luke's back as they neared the classroom.

Meanwhile, Calum and Mikey went to their lockers, where they saw the damage Luke and Ashton had caused.

"Well...it's not too bad." Mikey said finally

"Yeah, we can totally keep using these." Calum agreed.

The doors of the lockers fell off then, landing on the floor with a crash.

They sighed. "Fucking Lashton." (omg can i make another one shot book called this and just fill it with sexy lashton smut? XD)

-

"How do you think these work?" Ashton mused after school that day. He was hanging upside down off his bed while Luke sat beside him, strumming his guitar.

"Dunno, ancient magic or something?"

"Hey, do you think our parents are in that chest too? We should get them and then we never have to do chores again!" Ashton fell off the bed and jumped up excitedly. He grabbed Luke's hand and pulled him up. "C'mon!"

Luke groaned but followed since Ashton was wearing his adorable nerd glasses and how could anyone say no to that?

But when they got to the store, well, actually they didn't since there was just a big empty space where the store normally was.

"Aw." Ashton frowned.

"Where'd it go?" Luke asked. "What the fuck is going on."

Ashton shrugged and started walking back home. "Whatevs, at least we got the important dolls."

"Yeah, but now we can't return the dolls at all!" Luke caught Ashton's arm. "Listen freshman, if we can't return the dolls, we are always going to be living in tension and fear of when Calum and Mikey will strike next."

"But...the buildings gone. What are we supposed to do?" Ashton asked.

"Dunno, but we need to get the dolls back."

"Okay, sure. Do you have a plan?" Ashton asked.

"No." Luke admitted. "But I will later, so let's go cuddle or something until I do."

"Yay!" Ashton grabbed Luke and started skipping home. "Cuddle time!"

-

"Haz, did you hear that?" Louis whispered excitedly, peering around the building he was behind at the two retreating boys.

Harry got up from the ground, where he had been drawing hearts with H&L's in them with chalk. "Yeah, just a couple underclassmen going to go cuddle." He brightened. "Can we cuddle Lou? I wanna cuddle!"

"No Harry. Listen, we need to get those dolls! Apparantly Michael and Calum have them too, and since that store is gone, they are the only people who have the only dolls!"

Harry frowned. "But why do we need them?"

Louis sighed. "Because Harry, what better way to pull off the best senior prank of all time and keep my title as class clown than with a little magic?"

Harry giggled and petted Louis's hair. "You're so pretty."

"Focus Harry! Get the other boys and meet me at my house so we can plan."

Harry gasped and clapped his hands happily. "Are we going to have sex at your house?!"

Louis sighed. "Alright sure, fine. We'll have sex at my house. Now go get the boys."

Harry giggled and ran off. "I'm getting laid tonight!"

Louis shook his head and stared after the boy fondly.

-

The next day at lunch, Calum and Michael were approached by five seniors, Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Zayn Malik and Liam Payne, who were easily the most popular guys in school.

Louis sat beside them and smiled. "What's up sophomores?" Calum decided not to correct him. "Nothing, just eating lunch, you?"

"Hey, why do you guys have your backpacks here?" Zayn questioned, looking down at them.

"Oh, long story." Mikey rolled his eyes and explained how Luke and Ashton had damaged their lockers so bad, they had to carry their backpacks around with them from now on.

Zayn nodded, picking up the backpacks. "Got any gum in here?" He started rifling through it.

"Uh, no sorry." Calum said.

Liam picked up Mikey's backpack. "How about in here?"

"Don't think so." Michael frowned.

Liam and Zayn nodded to Louis and he gave a small nod back. "Well, thanks anyways boys, see you around." Louis smiled at them and got up. Harry grabbed onto Louis. "Yeah, bye guys!"

Zayn, Liam and Niall followed them.

"Hey!" Calum exclaimed suddenly. "That blonde one ate all our food!"

Niall's eyes widened and he stopped chewing the stolen food. He walked quickly away. Mikey sighed. "Oh well."

"Oh no..." Calum whispered, staring in horror at his opened backpack.

"What?" Mikey asked, leaning over to look to.

"The Ashton doll! It's gone!"

Mikey's eyes widened and he grabbed his own backpack, pawing through it. "So is Luke's!"

They stared at each other in fear. "Now what?" Calum asked.

"Now we panic and run like Hell, cuz that's where we're going for losing those dolls." Mikey said. He stood up from his seat. "Ready?"

Calum stood up to. "Let's do it."

Ashton and Luke looked up from their table to see Calum and Michael screaming as they ran out of the lunchroom.

Ashton faced Luke. "What was that all about?"

Luke shrugged. "Just idiots being idiots."

-

"How did we lose them? This doesnt make any sense!" Mikey paced as he rambled. "Wait. You dropped the Ashton doll in the principals office!"

"Yeah but I picked it up be for we left." Calum looked at himself in the mirror. "Hey, if I was a girl, would I be hot?"

Michael sighed. "Yes you would. Now can you help me and focus please? No one else knows those are voodoo dolls! If they accidentally do something to them...then Luke and Ashton will get hurt for real!"

"Calm down. Lets just look in the Lost and Found tomorrow, okay?"

Mikey sighed as his phone rang. "Okay fine. Hello?"

His eyes widened and Calum stopped checking himself out to look at his boyfriend.

"You what!? Yes of course im mad! Ugh, no. Okay, but I have to tell you something too. Um...Calum lost the voodoo dolls. Yes. Yes. It was all Calum. Yes he's here." Mikey handed the phone to Calum, who took it while he glared at Michael.

"H-" Calum grimaced and held the phone at arms length away. "Damn Luke, calm down!"

Mikey snickered into his hand.

Calum rolled his eyes and brought the phone back to his ear.

"Wait...you lost our dolls?! Well then what the fuck are you yelling at me for when you did the same exact thing!" Calum exclaimed.

He sighed. "Okay, we'll come to your house and figure something out. Bye. Yes, I love Ashton too. Bye Ash." He hung up.

"Well...that happened."

-

Luke opened the door and let Calum and Mikey in.

"When did you guys lose our dolls?" Calum asked as Luke led them up to his room, where Ashton was laying on Luke's bed, reading a comic book.

"After school today, I don't know exactly when. Ash and I were walking home from school when we realized the dolls weren't in our backpacks like normal. When did you guys lose ours?" Luke asked, laying down besides Ashton and squeezing the smaller boy close for comfort. (How fucking cute would that be if ashton made a little squeaking sound whenever someone squeezed him XD)

"We think sometime during lunch." Mikey said. "What are we gunna do if they're not at the Lost and Found tomorrow?"

"I don't know, but it's senior prank day tomorrow, we can search people's lockers while everyone is at the auditorium." Luke said.

Michael scoffed. "Like how you broke into mine and Cal's?"

Ashton giggled into the pillow. Luke rolled his eyes. "I was just impatient is all, we can look through them normally tomorrow, okay?" He squeezed Ashton and Ashton squeaked. (it had to be done. i regret nothing.)

"Lukey! You're squishing the comic book!" Ashton wrestled the book out and continued reading. (What if he mouthed the words as he read and pointed to the words with his fingers and was wearing his batman shirt and glasses and fuck y did i imagine this)

"Okay." Calum sighed. "Let's just hope they're in the Lost and Found first."

-

"Did you get the dolls?" Louis asked as Niall and Harry came into the room.

"Yeah buddy." Niall tossed the two dolls over to him and he caught them. "Good. Is everything ready for tomorrow?" Louis called to Liam and Zayn, who were setting up the auditorium.

"Yep. We're all good." Liam called back while Zayn gave a thumbs up.

"Good." Louis smiled and handed his friends each a voodoo doll. "On my cue, okay?"

Harry beamed and hugged Louis. "You come up with all the best ideas!"

Louis kissed his curly hair. "Thank you Hazza. Now go home and get some sleep, senior prank day is tomorrow."

"This is gunna be the best prank ever." Zayn laughed.

"I can't wait!" Niall clapped excitedly, nearly dropping his doll.

"Careful!" Liam steadied Niall. "We don't wanna hurt the underclassmen."

"Nah, we just wanna pull off the best prank in school history ever." Harry giggled.

-

At seven in the morning, Luke found himself walking out his door, shoeless and without his backpack.

He tried stopping, until he realized it was the voodoo doll controlling him.

He walked to the school, past the classrooms, down the halls and into the auditorium, where Michael, Calum and Ashton were.

There was a drumset, two guitars and a microphone set onstage, with amps and speakers on the sides.

"Hey Luke!" Ashton waved.

"Um, what's going on?" Luke asked. Calum looked down, as he was still in his pajamas.

"I have no idea but I am so glad I'm not naked." He said.

"It's who ever has our voodoo dolls!" Michael said suddenly.

"That would be us." They all turned around as five boys came out from behind the curtain.

"You guys?!" Calum exclaimed. "But, how? And why?"

"Because it's senior prank day, and I need to do something everyone will remember." Louis said. "Sorry you boys got caught up in this, but the voodoo dolls became extremely helpful in this. No one in their sane minds would do this willingly."

"Do what?" Luke asked nervously.

"Give a concert to the entire school," Louis smirked as his friends suddenly ripped off the voodoo doll's shirt and pants, "In just their underwear."

"Oh hell no!" Mikey gasped.

Ashton giggled and buried his head in his hands. "I almost didn't wear underwear today."

"I like your underwear." Harry complimented.

"Thank you, they're Batman!"

"I'm not doing this!" Luke crossed his arms over himself. "Give me back my clothes!"

"We will! After the show." Niall laughed.

"Students will start filling up the seats in here in about five minutes, so everyone get in their places!" Liam said as he checked his watch.

Luke found himself walking up to the microphone, while Ashton got behind the drums and Calum and Mikey picked up the bass and guitar.

"Seriously, you're gunna make us do this?" Calum asked Zayn.

"Hey, we're graduating! We gotta go down in this schools history somehow!" He shrugged.

The curtain closed in front of them as Harry and Liam passed out music sheets and lyrics to them. "Here's the song you'll sing. You guys know it from choir and band."

"The people are here!" Niall shouted suddenly.

Luke's heart jumped.

Louis walked to the front of the stage in front of the curtain and spoke into a microphone.

"Welcome ladies and gentlemen! We excuse your morning announcement to bring you this much better announcement! Today, you will witness the best senior prank ever! With some help, I give you...5 Seconds of Summer! A company by One Direction!" Louis poked his head around the curtain. "I named you guys 5 Seconds of Summer by the way."

The curtain parted and the student body burst into laughter and applause when they saw a nearly naked band on stage.

The music started and Luke started singing. (I suggest you play Rejects while reading this)

"Back at school, they all thought I was an outcast car crash. Hopeless fool, they said to me."

The audience cheered and screamed.

"And my girlfriend, said I messed up, will I ever grow up?" Luke found himself actually enjoying himself. "In the end, I'm not gonna!"

"What was I thinking? Everyone sees it, its not a secret that I'm just a reject!" The students yelled.

"Sick of the system, don't wanna hear it, it's not a secret that I'm just a reject!" Luke was smiling now.

"My teacher said, I was mentally disabled so unstable, so I'll stay in bed, all day." Mikey sang. "Save your breath, you can talk at me but I'm not listening. If this is a test, then I'm prob'ly failing!"

"What was I thinking, everyone sees it, it's not a secret that I'm just a reject! Sick of the system, don't wanna hear it, it's not a secret that I'm just a reject!" Everybody was singing along now.

"They tried to save me but I'm too far gone, and they call me crazy so I played along!" Luke looked over to see Calum and Mikey were rocking out, looking happy as well.

"And you want to change me, but I'm on my own." Luke heard Ashton laughing behind him.

The crowd screamed along to the lyrics. "Da, da da, da, da, da da daa!"(X2)

"What was I thinkin, everyone sees it, it's not a secret, that I'm just a reject. Sick of the system, don't wanna hear it, it's not a secret that I'm just a reject!"

"I'm just a reject!" Mikey sang.

"I'm just a reject!" Luke finished and the audience jumped to their feet as they clapped and screamed.

Louis, Harry, Liam, Niall and Zayn took to the stage then. They took a group bow and Luke noticed four little dolls sitting alone by the back exit.

He ran to them and scooped them up, his friends following him as they ran out the exit.

They kept running until they were out of breath. They leaned against an old building to catch their breath.

"Here." Luke handed them each their own doll. "I think it's best we each have our own, for safety."

"Yeah." Calum held his closely while Ashton peppered his with kisses.

"Okay," Mikey giggled nervously, "was I the only one who was having fun up on stage? Besides being almost naked in front of the school?"

"It was fun." Luke agreed. "I'm actually glad those guys pulled that prank, because now everyone's happy."

"Yeah, minus the fact that we're in our underwear in public." Calum said.

"Shit!" Luke covered himself. "Well, we're by some stores, let's get some clothes and get back to school."

"Whoa, no way!" Ashton exclaimed, turning around. "Luke, it came back!"

Luke turned and looked at the building they were leaning against. He gasped. "The voodoo store!"

Mikey pushed the doors open and walked in.

They followed him in.

"Mikey, what are you doing? There's no clothes in here." Calum asked.

"No, but there's voodoo dolls of five certain douchebags." He went to the back of the store and kneeled in front of the chest.

Luke smirked. "You know...we're gunna be seniors someday too."

"And what better way to leave a mark on the school..." Calum grinned.

"Than with a little magic!" Ashton laughed.