Luke is a highly homophobic boy at Ashton's school.

Ashton is straight, but he hates Luke for being homophobic.

He decides to start acting gay, just to annoy Luke.

Only...Luke kinda likes Ashton in pink.

"Hi, my names Ashton and I like dick. Mind if I play with yours?"

"You're gay?"

"Hella! Does my pink shirt annoy you?"

"Actually...it kinda turns me on."

"Wait what."

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Ashton was sitting at his usual lunch table with his best friend, Calum.

Calum was in the middle of talking about his last class, when a loud crash interrupted him.

Both boys looked up to see a blonde boy slamming a kid with blue hair against the lockers. (Is his hair still blue? Irdk anymore I can't keep up God damn it, he's the Michaelangelo of hair colors)

"I saw you looking at me in the changing rooms, you little fag!" The blonde shouted as a crowd started to form.

"Because you were standing in front of my locker!" The kid protested, trying to peel the blondes fingers off.

"Not true!" He slammed the kid again. "Keep your gay ass hands to yourself!"

"I never touched you!"

"What the hell?" Ashton asked.

Calum looked upset. Michael was his friend, but his social anxiety held him back from standing up against the bullies. "That's Luke, he's the biggest homophobe I've ever seen. You should see what he posts online about gay people, it's literally trash."

Ashton stood up. "Any friend of yours is a friend of mine, and I won't let any friend of mine get pushed around by any homophobic, sexist, racist asshole."

He stomped over to the crowd and shoved his way through, until he came face to face with the blonde, Luke.

"Hey, leave him alone. What's it to you who he loves? Jealous it isn't you?" He snapped.

Luke looked surprised that someone challenged him, but then he glared. "Who even are you? Irrelevant."

"Let him go, he's never done anything to you." Ashton continued.

"His existence offends me." Luke smirked.

Angry, Ashton slapped Luke's hands off of Michael.

Michael squeaked and ducked away.

"Hey!" Luke shouted.

"Don't ever touch him again." Ashton stepped in front of Luke.

Luke narrowed his eyes and finally gave Ashton his full attention. "Why? You gay too or some shit?"

"What if I was? You'd just start harassing me too?" Ashton retorted.

Luke eyed him. "You're not gay."

Oddly enough, Ashton got a little offended at that. "What makes you say that?"

"You're too masculine." Luke grinned.

"What, am I supposed to wear pink to be considered gay?" Ashton seethed.

"Why not?"

"Fine." Ashton shoved past Luke, knocking him sideways.

-

The next day at school, Calum and Michael gasped when they saw Ashton wearing a fuzzy pink sweater, and a pink bow in his hair.

"You're gunna get killed!" Michael gasped. He touched the sweater. "But you're so adorable, mind if I borrow this sometime?"

"After today it can be all yours." Ashton said.

"You really didn't have to save me yesterday like that, Luke is just a nuisance." Michael added.

"You dont deserve that." Ashton smiled. "I'm sorry you had to go through that as much as you did. Besides, someone needs to put that asshole in his place."

"Speaking off assholes," Calum mumbled.

"Can I fuck yours?" Michael asked.

"I meant Luke...." Calum flustered.

Ashton stood up. "Where?"

Then he spotted him, walking with a group of his friends.

"Be right back." Ashton said, and walked over to Luke.

Luke was laughing at something one of his idiot friends was saying, but he stopped when he spotted Ashton. The smirk remained.

Ashton ruffled his hair to show off his bow. In a high voice, he said, "Well?"

"Well what?" Luke snickered.

"Am I gay enough for you yet?" Ashton asked.

"Hmmm," Luke eyed him. "Better turn around and let me see the back."

His friends laughed among themselves.

"As if." Ashton rolled his eyes.

Luke stood up. "Aw, please, princess?"

"Excuse me?" Ashton gasped. "The fuck did you just call me?"

"Pink is actually a really good color on you." Luke continued, biting his lip ring.

Ashton started backing up, but Luke started forward. "Um, just leave Michael alone, and stuff, okay?" He stumbled out.

"Michael who? Irrelevant." Luke reached out and rubbed the soft fabric of Ashtons pink sweater.

Ashton slapped him off. "Alright well, bye."

He hurried back to his table, but Luke grabbed his hand and pulled him back, grabbing Ashton into his arms. "Where are you going, princess?"

"Get off me!" Ashton shouted, cheeks as pink as his outfit.

"But I like being on top of you." Luke whispered in Ashtons ear.

Oh God.

He struggled out of Luke's grip and fixed his bow. "Don't ever touch me again, I swear."

"Swearing is naughty, princess." Luke smiled.

"I'm not your damn princess!" Ashton yelled. "And there's no way you're a prince!"

"Who said im a prince?" Luke laughed. "I'm a daddy."

"Bye." Ashton held his hands up to stop Luke, and went back to his table, his cheeks still pink.

Luke grinned and went back to his own table, where his friends were wide eyed and uncomfortable.

"Uh, Luke?" One asked. "You just called a dude in pink, princess."

"Yeah, so?" Luke asked as he sipped his Coke.

"Isn't that a little...gay?" He continued, looking to his other friends for back up.

"Pet names aren't gay." Luke rolled his eyes.

"Oh, oh right, sorry, our bad." He stumbled stupidly.

-

The next day, Ashton was walking to his class when a group of guys he recognized as Luke's friends from yesterday surrounded him.

"Is this a gang bang?" He asked, taking out his headphones. "Cos I'm sure at least half of you have aids so count me out."

"Luke wants to see you." One said.

"He can get in line." Ashton shrugged, putting one earbud back in. "Especially since I'm not interested in seeing him."

"He wants to see you and he will." The boy said, suddenly taking a harsh hold of Ashton arm.

"Hey!" Ashton snapped, trying to shake him off. "Let go!"

"Drake, don't damage the goods." A voice commanded.

Ashton groaned when Luke stepped into view. "Not you."

Drake let go. "He wasn't cooperating."

"You have henchmen now?" Ashton glared at the blonde.

Luke smiled. "They're just the basketball team."

"Ah basketball, cos God forbid any other sport besides football and soccer be used." Ashton mumbled.

"Let's talk." Luke draped his arm around Ashtons shoulders and started walking away from his group.

"Let's not." Ashton ducked out of Luke's reach. "In fact, let's never talk, ever, to each other, ever again, in the history of ever."

Luke stopped and regarded him.

"Ew, don't look at me." Ashton snapped, holding up his books to block Luke's view.
"Peasant."

"Your silly accent mispronounced 'daddy'."

"We have the same accent- wait what." Ashton lowered his books. "I said this last time and I'll say it again, bye."

He walked away, leaving Luke to stare after him.

When he got to lunch, he angrily slammed his books down on the table, scaring Michael and Calum.

"Jeez, any reason for making my heart pound as fast as when I see shirtless One Direction?" Michael asked.

"Stupid Luke!" Ashton nearly yelled. "He's such a hypocrite!"

"How so?" Calum asked.

"He keeps trying to call me princess and when I wore that pink stuff, he was making sexual innuendos and saying he was 'daddy'," Ashton shook his head. "But when Michael wears pink it's 'gay'."

"I think he likes you." Calum shrugged.

"What?" Michael and Ashton demanded.

"He's a homophobic asshole!" Ashton shouted.

"He's been bullying me for being gay since middle school!" Michael ranted.

"Maybe he just likes Ashton in pink more?" Calum said much more quietly this time.

Ashton shook his head. "The only pink thing I had was that sweater and bow, I stole it from my sister but she never noticed. Speaking of that, do you still want it?" Ashton asked Michael.

He nodded. "Please."

"You can come over to my house tonight and I'll give it to you." Ashton said.

"Okay, thank you." Michael said.

-

Hey ash, it's mikey. I can't come over today, surprise dentist app DX

That's okay, I'll bring it tomorrow at lunch.

Thanks!! ♡

-

"You got the stuff?" Michael whispered to Ashton the next day.

"Yeah, the weed is in my locker." Ashton said, and they got up to retrieve it.

"Thank you so much, you sure your sister won't mind?" Michael asked as Ashton unlocked his locker and handed the pink sweater over.

"Nah, it was too big for her and she stowed it away like last spring." Ashton shrugged. "Besides, you'll look cute in it."

Michal blushed. "Thank you."

"Whoa, what's going on here?"

Both boys hearts' sank when Luke came around the corner.

Luke stopped when he saw them. "You're giving Faggie here your adorable pink shirt?"

"Don't call him that." Ashton snapped. "I will report you."

"But it looks so much better on you." Luke frowned. "Why would you give it away to his kind?"

"Come on Mike, just ignore him. He just wants a reaction out of you." Ashton linked his arm around Michael's and started walking them away.

"That was the first time he's even interated with me in days." Michael said softly as they walked back to the lunch table.

"He hasn't bothered you?" Ashton asked, surprised. "That's great!"

"Not really," Michael shook his head. "It's because he's only interested in you now. When you stop talking with him, he'll go back to harassing me."

Ashton stopped. "Really?"

Michael nodded. "You're his new interest. Sorry about that."

"No...if it'll keep you out of Luke's annoying path, then I'll keep talking to him." Ashton smiled weakly.

"Oh, thank you!" Michael wrapped his arms around Ashton.

"Don't mention it." Ashton smiled. "One thing though,"

"Yeah?"

"I'll probably need to borrow that sweater again later."