Civil War Avengers + Pepper and Bruce, but Civil War never happened.

Peter sees Wanda and Scott as siblings, Tony is "dad", Steve is "mum", and Bucky is "gramma". Will most likely become it's own book later on.

Enjoy.

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Tony walked into the meeting late, again. Fury was furious (pfft-) and Tony didn't care.

Tony sat down and Fury sighed, repeating what he had said before Tony had strolled in.

"As you know, five infamous criminals, known as the 'Sheepscapes', evaded capture from the police, S.H.E.I.L.D, and the Avengers alike three weeks ago. We have had no leads on their location until now. Due to an unanimous tip, and advanced Wakanda satellites, we know the 'sheepscapes' are staying in Las Vegas, specifically, the Bellagio Hotel and Casino."

Peter's eyes widened slightly. He was sitting directly across from Tony, Clint and Natasha on either side of him.

Fury, noticing Peter's wide eyes, nodded.

"S.H.E.I.L.D has already secured five rooms for the thirteen of you." Everyone began looking around, confused as there were only twelve people -minus Fury- at the table. "Pepper Stark will be coming with you due to reasons the author wishes not to be disclosed because of plot convenience."

A chorus of "oh"s and "I see"s filled the room, only a few people paying attention to the sheet of paper Fury was sliding towards the Avengers.

Meanwhile, Peter chocked on his spit. Steve, looking concerned, leaned over Clint and began thumping Peter's back until he stopped violently hacking.

Most of the team looked mildly concerned, while Wanda looked like a little pale. Fury didn't bat an eye.

"The Bellagio!?! Like, one of the most expensive hotels in Vegas?!?"

Fury nodded again, unamused. Peter let out a small cough- Steve looked ready to jump out of his chair and aid the young spider-ling.

"Wow..." Peter whispered.

"Anyways, here are your sleeping arrangements. Look over them, they are final. If you disagree, deal with it. You leave in two days and should expect to stay at least a week and a half. Dismissed."

Fury stood up and left as the Avengers crowded the table, patiently waiting (haha you wish) I mean, pushing and shoving to see the paper and who they were sharing a room with.

Eventually, Peter giving up on trying to see over the taller men, snatched the paper from Sam's hands, flipped onto the ceiling where no one could reach him, and began to read the list out loud, much to the other's chagrin.

"Dad, Aunt Pepper, and me are sharing a room. Мама паук and Uncle Clint are together in a room as well. Uncle Vision and Wanda are sharing with Uncle Bruce. And Uncle Sam and Uncle Rhodey are sharing. Mom and Gramma are also sharing with Scott." (My dad is with my aunt and my mom is with my Grandma :D)

Some groans (I'm looking at you, Sam) filled the room, but overall, most of the Avengers seemed okay with the arrangements. Now all that was left was to pack and wait.