Lou : Harry my husband i need to tell u something

Harry : what louis my husband 🥺🥺🥺

Lou : I'm finally "single" 😎😎😎

Harry : I was "single" before you HAHA 😎😏😏

Lou : shut up, I'm so happy

Harry : It's over. 

Lou : HELL YEAH FINALLY 

Harry : FINALLY 

Lou : No more penguin dances 

Harry : No more fake tattoos

Lou : No more damage control  

Harry : No more pink beanie 

Lou : but you look cute it in 🥺

Harry : Lou ew it's my stunt beanie 

Lou : sigh okay we'll get you a cuter beanie 

Harry : yay 🥰 

Harry : I dont wanna face the music

Lou : but I still wanna dance with you 

Harry : when was the last time you danced with me smh 

Lou : I would if maybe you weren't touring all the time 🙄

Harry : 😁😁😁

Lou : 🙄

Harry : we should celebrate actually

Lou : besides the Ferrari and you being half way across the world?

Harry : yes 😌😌😌 also when I'm back I'll be taking you for a long drive 

Lou : what color are the seats

Harry :  black

Lou : oh, easier to clean up then

Harry : louis its a new Ferrari

Lou : exactly ! don't be boring harry

Harry : I- you're cleaning though and I don't want a single stain 

Lou : ugh okay  

Lou : also, you still haven't answered my question from like 2 weeks ago

Harry : PLEASE DONT MAKE ME CHOOSE A FAV SONG FROM YOUR ALBUM 

Lou : you have to smh

Harry : NO 😭😭😭😭

Lou : I'M JUST CURIOUS 

Harry : THERE'S THE GREATEST WHICH IS SO UPBEAT AND SO WHOLESOME AND ITS SO CUTE

Harry : AND THEN THERE'S WRITTEN ALL  OF YOUR FACE. THE HEY BABE??? 😫😫😫

Lou : haz- 

Harry : AND CHICAGO ARE YOU KIDDING ME I CRIED IT WAS SUCH A GOOD SONG 

Lou : harry calm down

Harry : SHUT UP YOU ASKED FOR IT AND ANGELS FLY GOD, THAT'S MY COMFORT SONG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

Harry : AND ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING - SATURDAYS????? MOST PERFECT ALBUM EVER????

Lou : jeez harry I get it stoopppp 🤭💚

Harry : hmph 💙

Lou : and I DID see the " he's our dad, but you're our daddy "  let me make this clear, you're a daddy alright, but mine only only mine 🤨🤨🤨

Harry : 😳 okay princess 

Lou : SHUT UP, YOU'RE THE PRINCESS 

Harry : okay daddy 🤭🤭🤭

Lou : bad time to have this conversation, I'm at Liam's 

Harry : oh really daddy? 

Lou : harry stop. 

Harry : daaadddddyyyyyyyyyyyy

Lou : bye im leaving 

Harry : shush im joking shut up 

Lou : Liam says hi 

Harry : tell him to feed you avocadoes 

Lou : i literally hate both of you. why are we married 

Harry : because your love for me is bigger than your hate for avocadoes 🤗

Lou : oh you have no idea how much I hate those green lil shits

Harry  : but I do know how much you love me 😎😏

Lou : the ego 

Harry : I'm so cute shut up 😊😊😊

Lou : smh bye 

Harry : I'll talk to you later my little monkey 

Lou : harry-

Harry : what is it my little monkey 

Lou : stop fucking calling me that 

Harry : but you're my little monkey 🥺

Lou : BYE. NO CALL FOR YOU TODAY. YOU'RE TOO ANNOYING 

Harry : we'll see about that 

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let me be honest i have no idea where this is going. hah. BUT IM SO GLAD THAT THEY'RE BOTH "SINGLE "

i dont even know- 

WHAT IS LITTLE MONKEY HUH 

IDK OKAY 

anyways- 

THIS WAS YOUR DAILY DOSE OF SEROTONIN (more like monthly smh im so irresponsible ) 

OKAY BYE TAKE CARE