Short Klangst. Texting AU. Enjoy?

Kekth: hey are you on

Sir Lancelot: yeah

Sir Lancelot: why

Kekth: I just need to rant about this guy I know

Sir Lancelot: ok?

Kekth: He's so fucking annoying. He always goes on his phone in class and he apparently hangs out with my friends and they all LOVE him but all he ever does is make stupid jokes

Sir Lancelot: well you go on your phone in class, and I make stupid jokes

Kekth: yeah but I like you, he's just a douchebag

Sir Lancelot: whatever you say, man

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Sir Lancelot: Okay I'm so excited, one of my friends has tickets to a Beyoncé concert and he's offering them to me

Kekth: my friend had some tickets to a Beyoncé concert too, I just don't like Beyoncé

Sir Lancelot: imma pretend you didn't say that

Kekth: you do that.

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Sir Lancelot: fuuuuck I just finished finals and I think i did ok but also not???

Kekth: welcome to the club

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Kekth: ok this is sudden but I think I love you

Sir Lancelot: bitch you dont even know what I look like. I'm not that cute or funny irl.

Kekth: I don't care! I like you

Sir Lancelot: how do you even know that

Kekth: it didn't happen overnight, but I think I figured it out sometime last night

Sir Lancelot: yeah sure

Kekth: I'm telling the truth

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Kekth: ugh Asshole was telling everyone about how he has someone online who likes him, like ever heard of catfishing?

Sir Lancelot: well, you like me?

Kekth: yeah but you don't go bragging about it

Sir Lancelot: are you sure he was bragging?

Kekth: don't defend this guy. You'd hate him if u met him

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Kekth: hey why haven't you texted

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Kekth: what's going on??

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Kekth: are you ignoring me or smtn

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Sir Lancelot: I have a theory.

Kekth: you finally texted oh my God

Sir Lancelot: did someone say "nice blue shoes" to you today

Kekth: yeah, Asshole did, how'd you know

Sir Lancelot: is "Asshole's" name Lance McClain?

Kekth: dude you're scaring me

Sir Lancelot: look at my username, Keith. Look at it.

Kekth: are you trying to say that you're Lance? For real?!

Sir Lancelot: I'm sorry. I told you you weren't really in love with me.

Kekth: that's not fair!!

[User (Sir Lancelot) has left the chat]

Kekth: I'm sorry...