hey dudes lmfao

disclaimer; I GUESS MOST OF THIS, SO IM PROBABLY WRONG DONT COME AT ME

"Record a vid with me."

"No."

"Bitch you're so fucking rude, I'm gonna hang up on you."

"Jackie no-"

"Play club penguin with me."

"It's not my style."

"I am inviting you on my channel, it is the best channel on the internet, how dare you."

"Fine, I'll play club penguin with you."

"Thanks babe." He grins at me and blows kisses before hanging up.

I sigh and open my laptop, the light from it illuminating my face, since it's like 1am.

I open discord can call John, and he answers.

"Good morning."

"I wanna sleep."

"Tough."

"This is abuse. Boyfriend abuse."

"Please, this is going to be great publicity for the both of us. Now shh, I'm gonna record." We had both agreed that it would be better if this relationship didn't go public.

He looks away from me and up at the camera as he records his intro. "Hey homos and homies, I'm playing club penguin again, I haven't slept in like 3 days, this time my sister was a bitch and went to sleep so say hi Alex."

"You make it sound like I was your second choice."

"Fifteenth."

(the narration gets real hazy here)

"Have you got a club penguin account?"

"No."

"Fuckin weirdo."

"Fine look, here."

"What's your name?"

"Clarence1" (get the ref and i will marry you)

"I friend requested you."

"Oh-"

"DID YOU ACCEPT IT?!"

"Stop yelling it's 1am."

****

"John what the fuck is this?"

"I'm trying to make my avatar look like me."

"You do not have cat ears or a bape hoodie."

"One sec...

here."

"What the fuck?!"

"I have a maid dress too."

"Seriously?"

"Yeah." He turns to the camera, "100k likes and I'll do another vid in a maid dress with Alex."

"No John-"

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After we'd recorded for like 3 hours, John finally stopped recording, and I relaxed slightly.

"Do you actually have a maid dress Jackie?" I ask, and he spins once in his chair and then raises an eyebrow at me.

"Yeah I do."

"Show me."

"No, you'll just have to wait."

"Rude. I'm your boyfriend."

"Mmhmm. But, no extra maid dress privileges."

I sigh, and smirk at him. "Why do you even have one?"

"My sister Martha bought it for me as a joke."

"Wow."

"Exactly. Come over."

"I can't."

"Why?"

"I'm tired baby, I wanna sleep."

"Sleep here."

"There is no way in hell that I'm getting out of bed."

"You're rude."

"So are you."

He sighs and stretches, and I can't help but smile to myself.

"Hey... you made like several jokes about the Hamilsquad... do you not like them?"

"Eh, not really."

"Oh?"

"Yeah. Personal opinion I suppose, vlogs aren't really my thing, I've said this before." It seemed like he was going to slight rant to me. I'm down with this, obviously, I'm his boyfriend. But I don't know why, I just hit record.

"Every video you guys do are so serious, and I'm not." He continues," I'm just like polar opposite. And don't get me started on the clickbait you guys use, did you see Lafayette's last video? Fuckin lowest of the low. I would hang myself if I did that. And don't tell her I said this but Angelica's vlogs are boring as fuck. There's just no hook. I mean like Peggy's are ok but your target audience just is not the same as mine. My videos are way more relaxed than all yours, and like I just don't care at the moment. You've just to have a very particular sense of humour and style to like my videos, and I don't know... They're just not my thing I guess..." He sighs and rests his head on the table.

I immediately felt guilty, and stopped recording.

"Yeah, I understand. Not everyone's going to like something. People are entitled to their opinions." I murmur.

He smiles weakly at me. "I'm gonna go to bed now. Night Lex."

"Night Jackie." I reply as he blows a kiss, then hangs up.

time skip brought to u by the pretty list

It was a few days later, and I was hanging out with Thomas. He was my best friend, though it was a very love hate thing.

"Yo can I borrow your laptop for a sec?"

"Sure." I bat my hand at him, not really caring.

He pick up my laptop and goes on it, and after a few minutes I hear him laughing.

"What?"

"Oh... It's nothing."

time skip a few days later and John's POV

HamSandwige: have u been on the internet at all

wowimbored: what

HamSandwige: like since ur last vid

wowimbored: not that much

wowimbored: y???

HamSandwige: i'm sorry john

wowimbored: what???

wowimbored: lex wtf

wowimbored: ALEX WHATS GOING ON

Read

I start to panic.

Oh shit. A quick search of my name reveals how much everyone hates me now. Not this again. I keep scrolling past people calling me ignorant, and selfish and stuck up until I find a link to something.

It's a video on Thomas's account, titled John Laurens (wowimbored) has a lot to say about the hamilsquad 😱😱😱.

The use of emojis makes me want to rip my eyes out.

I click on it, and my face falls. I feel sick.

It's the video of when I ranted to Alex about them. Why..? How was this here. This was my opinion, and I told it to Alex in confidence, a few days ago, the day before I published the vid.

I scroll hesitantly to the comments.

Mkay, everyone hates me now.

wowimbored: call me

wowimbored: now

My phone rings and I answer it, putting it on speaker.

"What the fuck Lex?"

"John please, I'm so-"

"Why would you do that? You recorded me?!"

"John I-"

"And then leaked it?!"

"I'd didn't leak it! Thomas did! I let him borrow my laptop, I would never do anything like that! I'm trying to get him to take it do-"

"But you would record me. Why didn't you do that?"

"Jackie I'm sorry please-"

"Why would you do that?!"

"I don't know, I'm sorry! I don't know why I did that! But I would never hurt you. You have to believe me. I would never do anything go hurt you."

"But you did."

"Please, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Well sort this out."

"I have to go now. I have to try to sort this out."

"I'm sorry Jackie. But we'll get through this, you and me, against the world."

"I have to go now." I repeat, hanging up
on him.

I quickly open Twitter on my computer, and type out;

Look, the video that was leaked about me was done so completely without my consent. That conversation was only meant for the person on the other end of that call. It's disgusting that someone would leak that. And besides, if you're going to have a problem with the fact I'm sharing my opinion on something, when I was specifically asked about it, and expressing my personal views then I don't want you to be near my channel anyway.

time skip homos and homies

I had been ignoring Alex for a while now. Two days to be precise. It was torture.

But I can't believe he'd do that to me.

HamSandwige: baby im sorry

HamSandwige: please stop ignoring me

HamSandwige: jackie please i just wnat to talk to you

HamSandwige: please, your breaking my heart

HamSandwige: i'm coming over

wowimbored: it's raining

HamSandwige: so?

HamSandwige: i'll be there in five

time skip like 5 mins

There was a knock on the door and I sigh, and stand up. I walk over to it and take a deep breath before opening it.

Alex stood there, absolutely soaking, and looking like a dork. An adorable one really.

"Jackie," He whispers, "Jackie I'm so, so sorry. I really am, I never meant to hurt you. I never wanted to hurt you, that was not my intentions at all. I-"

I cut him off by throwing my arms around him. I can't stay mad at him, I really can't.

He stumbles backwards a bit, but hugs me back, his fingers entangling themselves in my hair, and he pressed a kiss to my forehead.

"We'll he through this." He whispers, and I look up at him, haphazardly pressing my lips against his.

When I pull away, I give him a look. We both know what to do.

He raises his eyebrows at me and I nod.

Shakily, he takes out his phone and holds it up. I cup his cheek and press a kiss to it, and I hear him laugh slightly then takes the picture.

I watch as he hits upload. "Are you sure?"

"You and me..." I whisper.

"Against the world."

He hits post.

THIS WAS NOT PROOFREAD AND I FEEL LIKE IT COUNTS AS SLANDER TO THE OTHER YOUTUBE AU ONESHOS BUT TAKE IT HOMOS HOMIES