and we're back

ngl johns vid is based off of memulous's club penguins vids bc they are G O L D

disclaimer: all ik abt club penguin comes from memories and his vids

Alex's POV

I'll be honest, I now shamelessly watch John's videos in their entirety. Hey, don't look at me like that, you would too.

HamSandwige: why did u just upload at 3am

wowimbored: ✌️🤪

I sigh and click on it. It's title is 'playing club penguin with my sister for the ✨vibes✨'

It starts of with John in front of his computer and he takes an over dramatic bite of a biscuit (F U AMERICAS) and brushes his hands together, pulling his mic closer to his face. He adjusts his headphones and a female voice says "John what are you doing?"

"Eating, it's 1 am and I'm hungry as fuck."

"Why are you hungry at 1 am?"

"I'm on my period."

I press my lips together to refrain from laughing and the video cuts to him looking directly at the camera. "Hello friends and enemies, yes you read correctly, I'm playing club penguin with my sister, Mary. Say hello Mary."

I had no clue he had siblings, I'll be honest. There was a loud beep, blocking out her words and John gasps.

"Mary, I'm gonna be demonetised!"

"Good, don't give him any money."

The video cuts again.

HamSandwige: i didn't know you had siblings

wowimbored: no one ever said you were smart

"What are you calling yourself?"

"Big Pappi," John replies and both Mary and I burst out laughing.

"Aw that's taken. Wait, BigPappi123. It works!"

"Good for you."

"What are you?"

"Pisskink."

**** (for the vid cuts)

"Ok I friend requested you."

"Oh yes a friend request from BigPappi123."

"Did you accept me?"

"I-"

"DID YOU ACCEPT ME?"

"YES."

"Oh good."

He clicks on the private messaging and grins, tapping rapidly on his keyboard.

"John what are you doing?"

He says nothing but the words Send, Nudes appears and Mary bursts out laughing.

HamSandwige: i'm following you on club penguin

wowimbored: do you send? 😏

HamSandwige: what

wowimbored: penguin nudes 😩🥵🥵🥵

HamSandwige: go to bed

"John that's incest."

John burst out laughing and chokes on his water.

"I'm gonna die on camera." He gasps.

"Great publicity."

****

"Who... wants... to... be... my... friend?" He types out, then hits send.

"No, John touches kids." Mary types out.

"What the fuck Mary?"

"No friends for you."

"Rude bitch."

"Well- wait hold up a sec." You can hear her putting down the headphones and slightly faintly yelling "Shut the fuck up whore!"

"Who was that?" John asks.

"James. Snores."

"Oh right-"

"Ay wait I've been banned."

"Maybe it's because you said I touch kids."

"Did I lie though?"

"Yes, please twitter will go wild, I'll be cancelled by morning."

****

"Mary come upstairs, I'm getting laid."

"You're getting laid in club penguin?"

"Yes, upstairs of the club, all these hoes."

"I have to see this for myself, where the fuck, oh right... John they're sitting 4 meters away from you."

"Shut the fuck up, I'm getting laid here."

"No you're not."

"I'm leaving, you're ruining the atmosphere.

"Fine I'm stealing your girls-"

"WHAT-"

****
"Look how styling I am."

"Oh yes, nice cap and... IS THAT A FUCKING BAPE HOODIE?!"

"I am the swag of the neighbourhood."

"No watch me dress up now."

"Are you fucking Mike Wazowski (?)?"

"Yes... WAIT-"

****
"Look at me dance."

"No."

"Rude bitch."

*****

"Mary come here."

"Where the fuck are you?"

"Connect 4."

"What?"

"Connect 4. I'll whoop your ass right back to the womb."

"Excuse you."

"No excuse you. I'm amazing at connect 4, severely sleep deprived, and slightly drunk."

"Drunk?"

"Yeah, vodka, in coffee."

"That sounds gross."

"You are too young to drink, and please don't admit to illegal things on my channel."

****

"You just lost 4 times at connect 4. Looser."

"Bye bitch."

John hangs up the call and the video ends suddenly.

HamSandwige: sudden ending

wowimbored: bape hoodie

HamSandwige: what

HamSandwige: plz gtb

wowimbored: no

HamSandwige: why

wowimbored: nc

HamSandwige: if u dont go to bed i will come over there and make you

wowimbored: kinky

wowimbored: do it

HamSandwige: but im nakey

wowimbored: even better

time skip

Before you ask, no I did not go over there naked. I put a shirt and some shorts on before going there.

"John open up," I yell through the door, knocking on it with my fist.

"It's open!"

"Shouldn't be open at 4am." I say, walking in. John is sitting on his chair, his face lit up from his phone screen. He hums at me.

"Cmon, bed now," I say, taking the phone out of his hands and he groans like a child.

"Alexxx,"

"No, bed now, slumber party time."

"You'll slumber party with me?" His face lights up.

"If you'll actually sleep."

time skip

I've been laying in bed with John for about 15 minutes. I'm sure he's asleep now, he looked like he hadn't slept in 4 days. It was a tangle of bedsheets and pillows but his breathing was steady and he hadn't moved so I hope he's asleep.

I run my hand through his hair and sigh contentedly. I lean in and press a kiss to his forehead.

"Alex?" He whispers out sleepily. I can't exactly see him in the dark, but I know he's mumbling into my chest right now, and I grin.

"Hmm?"

"What if we did this more often?"

"What do you mean?"

"Y'know... like you... and me...."

"Is this your sleep deprived way of asking me out?"

"Maybe..."

"Of course we should," I reply, and I can tell his smile is as wide as mine.

"You, me, boyfriend and... boyfriend."

"Mmhmm,"

"Someone has a crush, oooo-" I cut off his childish taunts by lifting his face up and kissing him softly. He seems slightly shocked at first, but he leans into it.

I pull away after a few seconds, "Go to sleep now, please,"

"If I must..."

ygbggbbbyinii)nugygctfvyhnuhbhubh i'm so sorry how long i've kept u waiting

but ty u guys for sticking around ilysm

i wanna do a part 4 and i'll try my hardest to get it out soon

THIS WAS NOT PROOFREAD BUT I LOVE IT