Turtleboi: hey babe❤️ I forgot my key lol, good thing you put the spare key out

Alexa: yeah...

Turtleboi: you did put the key out right?

Turtleboi: right???

Turtleboi: Alex?!!??

Alexa: I think it's under the mat

Turtleboi: I swear to god Alex

Turtleboi: it's not there

Alexa: try the plant

Turtleboi: nope

Alexa: under a rock?

Turtleboi: ALEX

Alexa: OK OK IM SRY I MAY HAVE FORGOTTEN TO PUT IT OUT

TURTLEBOI: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET IN???

Alexa: I don't know... I'll be home in a few hours?

Turtleboi: Alex I had to deal with idiots all day trying to close down the aquarium on top of that the octopus got out AGAIN and since I'm the only one who can get him I had to run around trying to find him for an hour I am exhausted mentally and physically I am not going to sit out here in the freezing rain for a "few" hours when I could be laying in bed cuddling  Mikey watching rent!

Alexa: don't you think rent is a little inappropriate for your turtle?

Alexa: John?

Alexa: hello???

Alexa: listen I'm sry, I talked to Washington and he's letting me out early, I'll be home in 20 pls don't do anything stupid

Alexa: John?????

Turtleboi: so I'm inside

Alexa: how???

Turtleboi: long story short your paying for a new window

Alexa: .....

Turtleboi: anyway where are my fuzzy socks

Alexa: sock drawer

Alexa: wait John

Alexa: JOHN DONT GO IN THE SOCK DRAWER

Alexa: ILL BE HOME IN 20 MINUETS PLS PLS DONT GO IN THE SOCK DRAWER

Turtleboi: Alex...

Turtleboi: is this what I think it is?

Turtleboi: Alex?

Alexa: goddammit John I had everything planned out

Turtleboi: you were gonna propose?

Alexa: obviously, I've been planning on marrying you since I met you in 7th grade dummy

Turtleboi: don't tell me you bought the ring then??

Alexa: no, I bought it a few months ago

Turtleboi: I love you so much

Alexa: I love you too

Alexa: uh, so...

Turtleboi: I'll see you in 20 😘

Alexa: ok ❤️

Ok sorry it's been a really long time since I've updated, anyway, thx for reading
-VRM