alexandre hamilton was bi. we all knew the truth. yes, he's a founding father. he's fanous. and than john walked into his life. his floof hair and freckles. he loved him. more than bread. that's a lot. so alex was
like i will ask this question
"will u be my bread?"
john said "yeth"
alxsbdre was so happy he cried. and he took him to eat bred.
let's get this bred