Me: *prays* Hey sorraj devta, aapne brightness bohot badha di hai, kripya apni settings mei jakar, brightness ko kam kar dijiye, mei roz aapko laddu chadhaungi!

Yaar garmi to aise badh rahi hai jaise usse paise mil rahe ho garam hone ke!

*thinks*
So the hottest star of the year ka award milta hai Sun ko! Bataiye Sun ji kya aap kuch kehna chahenge?

Sun: Mei to bas duniya walo ko unke karmo ka phal de raha hun. Mei iss mukkam tak unke bina nahi pohnch pata. Global warming, green house effect, inn sabke Karan mujhe bohot gussa aa raha hai, aur gusse ki wajah se mei garam ho raha hun. Shukriya ye award dene ke liye. Par iska haqdaar mei nahi human beings hai!

This is a sarcastic joke guys! Hope you got it?