I am my friend were boating in a river. I love adventure (No, I don't) so I was doing the half titanic pose to touch water. Doing so I fell into the water and was about to drown.

My bestie was hesitating to help me.

Me: Don't you remember that on friendship day you dedicated me that song- And if you feel you're sinking, I will jump right into the cold cold water for you. Now save me yaar.

Bestie: *Speechless*.

Me: *Suddenly remembering that I had once wasted three months of my life to learn swimming, starts swimming* *Sings* Dost Dost na raha..
*Climbs up the boat and pushes bestie in water* Badla-The revenge(Name of a South Indian movie)

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