Diamond Stealer~9•23•14|1•9•16

Reader of the Chapter|Diamond, the cat who looked like Chat.

Bold+Italic=Marinette's thoughts

Marinette walked down the hallway of school. She and Chat had little, emergency.

Of course the kitty, decided to try and flirt longer than expected.

Cats are dorks Marinette pondered as she slightly rolled her eyes.

Rummaging was heard throughout her bag, so she popped it open.

"Tik-" Marinette paused and saw her normal Kwami had been swapped.

"Uhm... Aren't you Chat's Kwami?" Marinette kept her eyes alert as she looked down the hall.

"Uhm...What else would I be!" Plagg sassed as he flailed his tiny arms about.

Okay, all cats are dorks.

"H-how did you get here, where's Tikki?" Marinette started to interrogate the tiny being, who just looked away in boredom.

"I dunno, I was originally, in Ad-CHATS bag." Plagg's uninterested eyes went wide when her errored.

"And by the way, I so called it that you were Ladybug." Plagg smirked as he tried to look as cool and calm and possible.

This is definitely why Chat is a dork.

"Listen here, uhh..." Marinette paused and looked at the Kwami in disbelief.

"Plagg, the one and only." Plagg smiled as he stocked out his small hand offering for a shake.

"Marinette, and well," Marinette's voice went into a hush,"Ladybug."

"And I guess I'm your new friend!" Plagg laughed mischievously.

Dorkkkkkkkk

"Just.Kill.Me.Now." Marinette groaned as she started to rush back into third hour.

•Temmie Skip•

"Marinette, girl, where have you been?" Alya nudged Marinette in her side.

"Remember the takeover during today." Marinette whispered into Alya's ear.

"Seriously, Mar Mar, what are you doing." Alya sighed as the teacher entered the room.

Plagg started to poke out of Marinette's bag, pointing at his mouth.

"Feeeed me, humannnn." Plagg hushed words made Marinette squeal.

No wonder why I'm a dog person.

Marinette slide down three chocolate chip cookies.

Plagg, stared at them for a moment.

In disgust.

"Human UNDERSTAND MY LANGUAGE OF FOODDDDDD!" Plagg raged in the small purse.

"What do you eat?" Marinette grinned as she gave a death glare at the purse.

"Camembert, or known as my love life." Plagg smiled and wiggled his eyebrows.

Marinette looked up in confusion. Before she knew it her class had been over.

She allowed everyone to leave the class before talking to Plagg.

"Plagg,where do I get Camembert?" Marinette groaned as se slammed her head into a desk.

"Listen, why don't you try to talk to your precious Tikki." Plagg laid on his stomach and kicked his legs in the air.

"TIKKI!" Marinette gasped as she had forgotten her Kwami.

Cat+Nothing=Dork none of the less.

Police sirens were heard outside of the school as students ran out randomly flailing their arms.

"How, do I transform with you?" Marinette poked Plagg who had veins bulging out of his head.

"Like you would with Tikki." Plagg hissed as he was slowly suck into the vortex of Lady Noir's earrings.

"Let's do this Plagg!" Lady Noir cheered as she saw her newly designed leather costume with ears, and her normal shading of white in her eyes was transferred with a lighter blue.

This kitty here, isn't a dork!

The new villain seemed to be darkly colored with glowing purple eyes. Also assorted with purple boots.

"What the heck is that thing?" Lady Noir gasped as she covered her mouth in her new attitude.

"Wow, this is odd isn't it, my kitty." Chatbug smiled, as he was now dressed in red with black dots.

"Don't get me bugged, let's take down this villain then we'll talk about a Kwami swap." Lady Noir slide down the side of a building as she pulled out her newly equipped staffs.

Chatbug pulled out the yo-yo and attempted to throw it at a building...

It went about, ehh, three feet?

"We're done for." Chatbug stood wide eyed as he slide down the building copying Lady Noir's moves.

The man started to aim for any civilians as he chucked out purple plasma balls.

"Wonder how this guy got his whiskers in a twist." Lady Noir gasped at her pun.

"This is awesome, you are already in the pun game!" Chat bug squealed as he finally started to spin the yo-yo very slowly.

Lady Noir slammed her head into her palm. The man dressed in purple started to jump oddly like a video game.

"YES! I've dreamed of fighting a villain like this!" Chatbug smiled as he started to block the plasma ball attacks.

Lady Noir and Chatbug started to successfully hit the villain. Until it copied the famous I'm melting scene from The Wizard of Oz.

BEEP BEEP EPPPPPP

Lady Noir's earrings blew as Chatbug's copied.

"Eiffel tower, re-group in like ten minutes." Lady Noir started to sprint away as Chatbug copied and went another direction.

•With le Chatbug•

Spirals of red flew up as Tikki popped into Adrien's hand.

"It's nice to know you Adrien." Tikki smiled and Adrien hugged her as she joined.

•With the old married couple•

"CAMEMBERT! ITS MY LIFE IN A CIRCLE!" Plagg groaned as he made circles in the air.

"DON'T YOU MEAN THE CIRCLE OF LIFE!" Simba and Timon appeared as they threw paint everywhere.

^I really need to write more focused.^

"Plagg, I don't have Camembert." Marinette groaned as she pondered through all the food inside her home.

"Fine, I'll eat your cookies." Plagg started to munch through a pile of chocolate gooey goodness.

God dang, dorky cats!

•TeM the sequel•

"How are we going to do this Kwami swap." Adrien looked down at Tikki as they continued their weak to the tower.

"Stay calm Adrien, I'm sure it will go out fine." Tikki smiled before Adrien transformed.

"Let's do this." Chatbug smiled as he begun his wait.

Uhmm, hello? I'm right here!

"Do what?" Lady Noir smiled grimly as she paused from swinging the leather belt.

"Switch Kwami's my kitty." Chatbug grinned as he bowed.

"Still flirtatious,let's just get rid of Plagg!" Lady Noir gasped as she practically hear lectures about Camembert.

"Untransform, and Plagg can meet me at my school." Chatbug tried to sound as convincing as possible.

This dork thinks he can trick me.

"Tikki can do the same, tell them the message, and let's get this over with." Lady Noir walked away behind a wall to untransform out of the publics way.

Chatbug once again copied her movements except he went behind a building in the North.

•._.•

Plagg was pleased to finally have his oh so sweet Camembert.

Tikki, well she liked them both, she just felt a stronger bond with Marinette.

"Tikki?" Marinette pondered down the empty halls no answers, and no noise.

A slam of a door was heard, Marinette excitedly went towards the noise.

"Tikki, you nearly gave me a hea-" Marinette looked at the blonde above her.

"Adrien!" Marinette gasped as she tried to not blush. "What are you doing here?"

"I forgot my book." Adrien felt sweat start to slowly glide down the back of his neck.

The smallest hairs on his neck raised in anticipation.

"And what are you doing here?" Adrien felt slight relief and an unknowing reason.

"My book! Oh yeah, my science, knowledge, responsibility!" Marinette spat out words like wildfire.

"Yeah." Adrien smiled briefly at her clumsiness.

Plagg started to pop out behind Marinette's shoulder as did Tikki from Adrien's shoulder.

"Marinette!" Tikki yelled as she waved.

"Camembert!" Plagg smiled as he smelt his pure delicious solid white gold.

Dork?

"Chat?" Marinette had her head DIO to the side.

"Ladybug?"

Well he is indeed my dorky cat.

GG, I'm done.

As are my fingers.