
Episode 3: Zombie Bob
In the common area, Adam stands next to Bob who is wrapped in aluminum foil from head to toe.
Leo, Bree, Chase and Harper enter the room.
"Uh, Bob? Why are you wrapped in tin foil?" Bree says "It's not just tin foil. I'm also wearing three layers of pasta, tomato sauce, and cheese" Bob says.
"I turned him into a human lasagna pan. Forty-five minutes in the sun, and it's Bob appetit" Adam says "Man that is....I was going to say gross but I don't think there's a word for...THAT!" Harper says.
"You know, given what I've seen of Bob's training, this might be the most productive use of him yet" Leo says "Mm, don't move. You need more oregano" Adam leaves.
Perry walks in "Mm, lasagna! Got any garlic bread?" Perry says "You betcha. They're strapped to my shins" Bob says "I'll be back. Save me the greasiest piece" Perry says.
"Hey, where are you off to, and how long can you stay there?" Leo says "Your cheap father forgot to pay the trash bill. I am so sick of working for a guy who won't let me throw trash in the ocean" Perry says she blows nose on napkin and tosses it on the floor
"Won't you pick it up Terry!?' Harper says "no" Perry says laughing "try to throw trash in the trash, see?..." Harper takes the tissue with the molecular kinesis and throws it in Perry's face, without touching the tissue.
"You think you're very smart, don't you? Bionic worm" Perry says irritably "yeah, I am!" Harper smiles.
"let's see who has the last laugh!" Perry says, she enters the Hydraloop and exits.
"Your weird rivalry is never going to end right" Leo says "no we seem to hate each other but she and I both know it's fun" Harper smirk.
Douglas walks in "Guys, check it out. This is gonna change our bionic academy forever. I found a way to replicate Chase's bionic intelligence" Douglas says.
"What?" Chase says "Yeah. Remember how Giselle Vickers wanted to give your intelligence to all of her androids? Well, this intelligence duplicator will wirelessly add it to everyone's chip" Douglas says.
"So..you made a device that does exactly what a villain wanted...smart, really smart" Harper says sarcastically "I look forward to the day you won't contradict me girl!" Douglas says.
"Maybe that will happen one day when I can wear my hair down again without fear of it burning from the sparks that constantly fly from my neck...you know, because of the chip you made!" Harper says "Don't talk to your creator that way!" Douglas says, Harper shakes her head and smiles.
"Wait, so you're gonna make me like him? Pass" Bree says.
"Don't worry. The four of you won't be affected. Your chips are older models, and Leo doesn't have one, and I won't risk boosting Harper's 205 IQ, her head might explode!" Douglas says, Harper rolls her eyes.
"But if this works, all the students will be just as smart as you. I just have to find someone to test it on" Douglas says to Chase.
"And do you really think that someone's just gonna let you randomly experiment on them?" Chase says, from across the
room.
"Sorry, Bob. It's getting cloudy. I'm gonna have to cook you in here with my heat vision" Adam says "Will it hurt?" Bob ask "Let's find out together" Adam says "Okay" Bob says.
Adam fires his heat vision at Bob "Ooh, something's cookin'!" Bob says.
"Bob it is!" Douglas says.
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In the common area.
Perry sets down flag in the middle of the room and hums fanfare "Welcome to the United Republic of Perryland" Perry says.
"That's it she freaked out, it's time to
take her to the mental hospital, I knew this day would come" Harper pushes Perry, she hits Harper's arm.
"yeah,I know I'm gonna regret this, but what's Perryland?" Leo ask.
"And why does this flag have a cow on it?" Bree says "That's an ox. Know your meats. When I went to pay the garbage bill, they told me you'd never registered the island as a country, so I seized the opportunity. As of today, you're all second-class citizens of Perryland" Perry says.
"What!? That's nonsense!" Harper says, Perry takes the official charter and puts it on Harper's face "This is the official charter. Read it and weep" Perry says.
Bree takes the official charter "You expect us to believe that's real?" Leo says "Oh, it's real. Just ask my muscle" Perry says.
She blows whistle and a group of men in camo come marching in "This is bad. This is very, very bad" Leo says.
"What the heck is this Terry?" Harper says "Who are they?" Bree ask "They're on loan from a tyrant friend of mine" Perry says.
"Oh no no, give me that!" Harper says taking the official charter.
"you can read it over and over again, you'll never find a loophole in this document" Perry laughs "there's always a loophole!" Harper says.
"not this one, this is bionic worm proof!" Perry laughs "So, did you find something yet?" Leo says "no" Harper says.
"read it again!" Leo says "I read it and reread it like 8 times! There's nothing on the lines or between the lines!!" Harper says, Perry laugh.
"Now, join me in singing the Perryland national anthem" Perry says she clears her throat and the soldiers salute.
"Oh what's going on?" Harper says impatiently as Perry sings the Perryland anthem.
"When did you have time to write that?" Leo says.
"This is how it ends, Perry controlling everything first the island and then.....the world just because I couldn't find a loophole in this damn official charter" Harper says desperate.
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in the Mentor's Quarters, Leo,Harper and Bree walk in to discover Perry completely redecorated the room to fit her own tastes.
"Ahh my eyes! that's a lot of visual clutter!" Harper says putting her hand to her head.
"You cannot just come in here and take over our home" Bree says "Of course I can. In Perryland, Perry does whatever Perry wants" Perry says.
"Okay, look, you may own the island, but we still need to sleep in our capsules" Bree says.
"Fine. Because Dear Leader is a compassionate goddess, you may recharge your robot batteries right before bedtime,except for you because your weird sleeping machine had a small change" Perry says.
"What? What did you do with my capsule, Terry!?" Harper angrily asks "I needed a fridge freezer, who knew it fitted like a glove" Perry laughs "You turned my capsule into a REFRIGERATOR!?" Harper says even more angrily.
"into something like that, And FYI, I changed the lock on that door, so you're gonna have to buy key cards from me. They're twenty bucks each" Perry says "What?" Leo ask "That's insane!" Bree says.
"uh..Hey hello! And me?, where should I sleep now?" Harper says "You give it a way, your boyfriend can share his with you, or you can still sleep there if you don't mind sharing space with my meats" Perry says.
"Oh That's Vice-dictator Mr. Whiskers is helicoptering in tomorrow, and he demanded a much bigger litter box" Perry says "That's disgusting" Bree says.
"Don't worry, you can still swim in it" Perry says she and soldiers laugh "I'll bury your face in it!" Harper says "Not if I sink yours first!" Perry laughs and the soldiers keep laughing.
"It's not that funny. Get back to work!" Perry says.
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Chase is walking down the halls and finds Harper carrying two bags.
"uh...honey!? What are you doing?...this Is...Meat?" Chase says "Yeah, this was an ox and this was a pig, and there's a possibility that there's a chicken here in the middle of this...I mean, I hope it's a chicken" Harper says.
"Sorry that still doesn't explain anything at all" Chase says.
"Terry turned my capsule into a fridge freezer! This is me starting a protest act against a cruel dictator! Or preparing a barbecue,I haven't decided yet but either way it's an act of revolt!" Harper says.
"Do you think a protest is going to be enough?" Chase folds his arms "I don't know, wanna help me plan a coup d'état?" Harper says.
"Relax, however Perry decides to run this crazy dictatorship of hers, you'll be safe from the worst because she likes you" Chase says "Does she like me? So she has a very strange and painful way of showing affection!" Harper says.
"I have good news, Douglas' intelligence duplicator worked and now more than half of the students has the intelligence to match mine, isn't it amazing now I finally have people to talk to!" Chase says excitedly.
"What are you talking about? What about me?" Harper says "No! don't get it wrong! You're smart sweetheart, very smart the thing is I know you don't like to express it so..." Chase says.
"Why didn't you ever tell me you wanted intellectual company?" Harper ask "Uh...I don't know I just...You always said it wasn't something you were proud of so I wanted to..." Chase says nervously.
He is interrupted when the two hear
strange noises coming from the common area "what was that?" Harper says "let's see" Chase says.
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The two go to the common area,all the students bleat, Adam is there and he looks scared.
"Adam. What's going on?' Chase ask "I was trying to dial everyone's intelligence level back to normal and... Oh, what do you want from me? I'm obtuse" Adam says.
"You must've dialed it back too far. You downgraded their intelligence to the level of a farm animal" Chase says.
"Okay the return of intelligence to something brainless is understandable, but the fact they sound like sheeps, it's just illogical isn't it?" Harper says, Bob bleat to her as if he answered.
"Yeah, well, for Bob, that's still an upgrade" Adam says, Harper agrees.
"You don't get it. Bob and all the students are brainless zombies" Chase says "Okay, then we'll dial it back" Adam says.
"Where's the intelligence duplicator?" Chase aks "Uh...Chase" Harper points at Bob he is eating the intelligence duplicator.
"Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!" Chase says He rips it out of his hands "Hey, in my defense, normal Bob probably would've done that, too" Adam says.
"Now that Bob destroyed the intelligence duplicator, there's no way to turn them back to normal" Chase says "we need to control them! And make another duplicator" Harper says.
"No problem. We'll just get rid of these students, and have Douglas whip us up a new batch" Adam says "Adam!" Chase and Harper says.
"Calm down. It's not like they're a danger to anyone" Adam says "Yes, they are. They're a danger to themselves" Chase says,student flops over chair.
"What are we gonna do? If we can't find a way to bring them back, every one of our students will be completely useless" Chase says.
"Well, if nothing works we can open a tourist spot, the world's first bionic farm!...oh sorry!, it's Perryland the world's first bionic farm" Harper laughs.
"Harper stop, no one will pay to come to a place with that name!" Adam says
in the common area, Adam is trying to fix intelligence duplicator.
"Ah, come on. Get back together" Adam says banging the parts of the duplicator together "Wow, I can't believe thatdidn't work" Chase says sarcastically.
"Let me see! Maybe I can remake this duplicator" Harper says trying to understand how the duplicator works
"This is all your fault. We wouldn't even be in this mess if you hadn't touched the device in the first place"Chase says to Adam.
"I wouldn't have touched the device if you hadn't stolen my best friend...again!" Adam says "Oh, well, excuse me for finally having a person around here I can relate to" Chase says.
"Stop! Both! You shouldn't have messed with the device. And you should have been a little more reasonable and balanced the situation with Bob and see Adam's side because you are mature enough to understand that...And you should have talked to me about it!" Harper says irritably.
"Harper I'm so sorry but...""we'll talk later cause now we have a bunch of brainless students to control!" Harper says firmly, Chase sighs and nods, Adam does the same.
Douglas arrives via the hydraloop "uh..why does it sound like a bionic barnyard in here?" Douglas ask "Adam used your intelligence duplicator and turned all of our students into mindless zombies" Chase says.
"Heh. Kind of funny, right?" Adam says "Then Bob ate the device, so we have no way of turning them back to normal" Chase says.
"See? This is why I always have to make two of everything around here" Douglas says picking up another duplicator.
"thank goodness, I was too lazy to
redo this thing!" Harper says throwing the parts of the other duplicator away "Yes! Problem solved" Chase says.
"Sound the alarm. Perry's on a rampage" Leo says, Bree and Perry walk in,l "I don't wanna hurt you. I just wanna shoot you with a laser" Perry says she fires laser and destroys intelligence duplicator.
"Come on!" Douglas says "Any chance you make three of everything?" Adam says "What is going on? Why are you shooting at them?" Douglas ask.
"These students are trying to oust me from power" Perry says "No they're not" Douglas says "They're not?" Perry says "No" Douglas says "Oh, okay" Perry says.
"I have been telling you that for an hour. Why do you stop when he tells you?" Bree says "Because he's the future king" Perry says and she lives "Future king?" Harper says thoughtfully.
"I don't want a peep about this!" Douglas says, Harper rolls her eyes "So much for an easy fix. Now I have to build a new duplicator from scratch" Douglas says .
He leaves "Well, as long as they don't tap into their bionics, there's only so much damage they can do" Chase says.
One of the students uses their super strength on a console which makes the doors and hydraloop doors open and close repeatedly.
"You had to say that!" Harper says sarcastically "They're gonna destroy everything" Bree says.
"So what do we do with 'em?" Leo says "What do you do with a herd, You put them in a pasture! so they don't run away" Harper says in a light joking tone.
"Oh! I have an idea" Adam smile.
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They contain all the students in the pool in the Mentor's Quarters.
"Good idea, Adam. I can't believe they're not smart enough to find their way out of the pool" Chase says "I can't believe Adam came up with this idea!" Harper says.
"Ooh, we can finally figure out how many people we can cram in there. Everybody count off. Ah, hold on. Somebody said five twice" Adam says, Douglas walks in.
"Okay. This better work. Otherwise I'll have to get rid of these kids and whip up a whole new batch" Douglas says "That's what I said!" Adam says.
Douglas scans all of the students in the pool with the new intelligence duplicator.
"Did it work?" Harper ask "There's only one way to find out, Bob, name an element in the periodic table" Chase says "Uh, lasagna" Bob says.
"That's my Bob. Welcome back, buddy" Adam says proudly and hugs Bob, all of the students start to clamber out of the
pool.
"I'll be inside preparing for the royal bathing. Good news,You two get to scrape my heels..." Perry says to Bree and Leo.
"And you get my meats back you crooked-faced terrorist!" Perry tells Harper "Give back the island and I'll think about it!" Harper says "You lost this time, Ihad the last laugh, now cry" Perry laugh and leaves.
"So what do we do?" Bree ask "Same thing I did in high school detention. Grab a bucket and a cheese grater, and let your mind drift somewhere else" Leo says.
"Well, then I'm afraid we have no choice. We have to relocate the academy" Chase says.
"But there are other types of contracts that transfer the island legally, such as inheritance or matrimony" Harper says.
"Yeah, If Perry were married, her spouse would own half the island, too" Leo says "Yeah, but...We all know there's no person in their right mind who's gonna marry her" Douglas laugh.
Everyone looks at him "oh future king!" Harper puts her hand on his shoulder and smirk.
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Douglas and Leo dressed up in the training area,that is redecorated as a wedding reception.
"I can't believe this is happening" Douglas says "I can't believe Perry only has one guest" Leo says the students are sitting on the groom side of the aisle, a training dummy is on the bride side.
"Correction! She has two guests" Harper says approaching the bride's side of the altar, wearing a pink dress with a not-too-happy face.
"oh hi,made of honor!!" Leo mocks her "funny I didn't find the "honor"in this" Harper rolls her eyes.
"So you must be the only person on this island other than Douglas that she doesn't totally despise!" Leo says "yey!" Harper says sarcastically.
Adam walks in wearing a black robe,"All right. I signed up online. I'm officially allowed to marry you and Perry" Adam says.
"You almost look official. Nice touch with the robe" Leo says "Oh, no, this was just 'cause I was chilly" Adam says he takes off robe to reveal a tank top and swim shorts.
"All right, let's do this. Hit it, Bob" Adam says, Bob presses the keyboard and it starts playing synthesized polka music before he realizes his mistake and switches it for traditional music.
Chase walks down the aisle begrudgingly, throwing flowers, and grimacing every step, until he finally gets to the front and lets the basket on the ground.
Perry walks down the aisle next with Bree holding her dress from behind.
She stop in front of the training dummy on the bride's side "Thank you for coming" she says.
she walks down the aisle "hey worm, is good to see you finally dressed like a girl" Perry smiles "haha same for you!" Harper forces a smile.
"Aren't you going to lift my veil?" Perry ask Douglas "Actually, I was hoping there was a second one that I could cover it with" Douglas says, he reluctantly lifts her veil.
"I've been dreaming of this since I was a little girl. This is exactly how I pictured it" Perry says "On an island filled with bionic superhumans?" Bree ask "You don't know what I dreamed. You weren't
there" Perry says.
"Hear ye, hear ye. We are gathered here to join Theresa Cherry Perry and Douglas Orville Davenport in marriage" Adam says.
"Theresa!?" Harper says "Shh! I didn't choose you as a bridesmaid to give opinions!" Perry says quietly.
"Orville?" Leo says "Given everything that's happening right now, do you really think that that is gonna embarrass me?" Douglas says.
"If anyone here sees a reason why these two should not be married, please raise your hand" Adam says.
Everyone raises their hands but Harper, Douglas frowns at her "girl!" Douglas says irritated "oh I have nothing against it I'm loving seeing this!" Harper laughs, Douglas rolls his eyes.
"Nothin'? Nobody? No one here objects? Not a soul? Good. By the power vested in me by some random site on the internet, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss th...""Cue the music!" Douglas interrupts.
processional starts to play again and the students clap weakly.
"Hold on. There's still one minor formality to make this...beautiful arrangement official. You have to sign a marriage license" Leo says handing her a clipboard.
"Of course" Perry signs it "Congratulations. You're now Douglas Orville Perry" Perry says "We did it!" Leo says "Ha! As your husband, I now own half the island" Douglas says.
"You may think you own half of what's mine, but in Perryland, the lady takes it all. Read the charter. Come on, Dougie-poo. It'shoneymoon time" Perry says pulling Douglas.
"Oh, my evil past has finally caught up to me" Douglas says desperately "not so fast Terry!" Harper says blocking the way.
"yeah Hold on there, bridezilla. Joke's on you. I switched documents" Bree says "What are you talking about?" Perry ask.
"Oh, this isn't a marriage license. You just signed a contract that gives total ownership of the island back to us" Bree says "What? Give me that!" Perry says.
Bree super speeds out of the room "Wait, so they're not actually married? Well, if those two can't make it, what chance do
any of us have?!" Bob says.
Everyone looks at him confused "You may have taken my island and my man, but you will never take my laser fist!" Perry says she unveils laser fist from under bouquet.
Perry begins firing randomly around the room, causing everyone in the room to scream and run away.
"woah woah calm down there! Terry as your maid of honor I demand that you drop the laser fist!" Harper says firmly while dodging the lasers.
"you used to be my maid of honor and no, Cuz this still exactly how I pictured it!" Perry says laughing, she shoots a laser in Harper's direction.
"oh! okay you've played enough!" Harper says impatient, she raises her hand, and she uses energy manipulation to blow Perry's laser fist circuitry.
"What are you doing!?" Perry says irritated seeing that the laser fist doesn't work anymore.
"having the last laugh, like I always do!" Harper winks at Perry and leaves the room with a smile.
"Thanks for nothing!" Perry says angrily to the training dummy.
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in the common area,Chase is with Douglas in the common area, when Harper enters.
"Hey Harper!" Chase walks over to her "Do you think we should talk about that thing?" Chase says.
"that's the thing Chase, We have to be free to say everything to each other, that's how it works!" Harper says.
"I know, I'm sorry, I just tried to respect you, I thought you wouldn't like to talk about these things all the time and I also thought that if I said too much you would start to find me boring like everyone else and I'm afraid of that" Chase says.
"I understand what you're trying to do, but I'm here to be your company in... everything! You can talk to me about whatever you want, you can be yourself" Harper gets closer.
"Aren't you going to start thinking I'm boring!?" Chase ask.
"Never, remember? I like to hear you explain things,and if there's anyone here who will understand you... it's me, and it's very unlikely but if it happens that I don't understand, I'll be the person who will sit comfortably on the couch and listen to a detailed explanation about anything you're interested in" Harper says hugging his neck.
"Really?" Chase smiles "yeah you would do the same for me right?" Harper says, Chase smiles and nods.
"I love you" Harper smiles "I love you too" Chase says, hugging her waist, they kiss quickly and then Harper hugs him, he runs his hand in her hair.
Douglas approaches "Well, now that zombie-pocalypse is over, I can finally use the intelligence duplicator to make all the students smart again" Douglas says.
"It's about time" Chase says "I still don't see the point in that" Harper says still hugging Chase.
"yeah, Did you ever think maybe Bob doesn't wanna be super intelligent?"
Adam says "Oh, I don't mi...""Nobody cares, Bob" Adam interrupts Bob.
"Look, just because you can change someone doesn't mean you should. I mean, Bob might not be as smart as everyone, but he's Bob. That's why I love him. And Chase...you're Chase. And that's why...Well, I'll stop there" Adam says.
"That might be the smartest thing he's ever said. Did you hit him with the intelligence duplicator?"Douglas says "Adam I'm impressed, you're right!" Harper says.
"Yeah! We should destroy it. Where'd it go?" Chase says "where do you think?" Harper points at Bob again.
He is chewing the intelligence duplicator "Ah, told you normal Bob would do that, too" Adam laughs.
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