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Evelyn: there is only one thing worse than someone who doesn't believe in dinosaurs

*rips paper to reveal message saying a child who does not believe in dinosaurs*

Marc: a child

Evelyn: nO

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Evelyn: *is really smart*

Evelyn: *could roundhouse kick someone*

Evelyn: *has more than two braincells*

Marc: I like bread

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Marc: Evs...

Evelyn: yeah

Marc: do you like me

Evelyn:

Evelyn: *sigh*

Evelyn: Marcus we've been over this-

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*at 3am*

Evelyn: *on the balcony of the apartment, aggressively punching a punching bag*

Marc: ???

Evelyn:
there- *punch*
are *punch*
still *punch*
people *punch*

who think dinosaurs are a hoax

Marc: not this again.

Evelyn: I didn't waste my teenage life on paleontology *punch* so I could get into a good college *punch*

just so some idiots could say my degree is worthless

Marc: good lord this again

—-

that's all