Jazz: *playing flute * 

His mother: DANGEROUS *le snatch *

Jazz: T^T

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Jazz: *trying to eat like a normal kid*

His mom: DANGER *blends his food up and gives it to him liquefied*

Jazz: T^T but mother dad let's me-

His Mother: DANGER ALSO DIVORCE!!

Beast: WTF!

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Jazz: * trying to make friends*

His mother: DANGER * pick him up running*

Jazz: T3T