(I should be writing the actual fan fic goddamit)

Loki: Stormee, why are you putting on makeup?

Stormee: So I can be pretty like the other girls!

Loki: You don't need to wear makeup, you're already pretty

Kylee: Aww

Loki: You, Kylee, should wear makeup

Kylee: Get the fucking hell out *hits him with a chair*