Introduction

I slacked off last week, so I can't get away with doing that this week :P

The more I write for Insomnia Wake the more I realize...

...It's going to be a LONG story!

Like, I'll probably still be writing it even when I tire of Wattpad and seek out another place to publish it. The initial plot thing is going to be 60 chapters--far longer than my current longest story of WSGABATA, which is actually about to be surpassed by IW. And that's just the initial story, because I have ideas for a lot of other, increasingly crazy, ones down the line.

Well, we'll see if anyone actually sticks with it that long lol. I can see myself writing it all through college, but who knows if that'll happen or not.

Well, there's my aimless ponderings for the week, time to get to the real nonsense!

Haiku Wall

Venom: Alright, let's get to the important stuff: haikus. This one is about absolutely nothing:

No temperature

A black void everywhere

Not even wi-fi

Venom: That one gets me everytime. Such desolation is encapsulated in those words! Ah, what a great era we live in when poetry can be this expressive.

Naomi: Come on! Let us move onto the next wall already! You're taking too much time!

Venom: You know what, Naomi? You're always breaking into my wall when you already have your own! Look at Siri, who doesn't even have her own wall but doesn't intrude like you do! I'm tired of it! Here's a rage haiku:

Naomi is mean

Probably has cooties too

What a big meanie

Naomi: How mature of you. Next wall!

Idle Chat Wall

Kyle: Where's Venom?

Naomi: Sitting in time out. Don't ask.

Kyle: Okay then... So now what?

Siri: I invented a thing! *pulls out a thing*

Kyle: Woah! It's a thing!

Naomi: Definitely the most thing-y thing I've ever seen.

Kyle: What does it do?

Naomi: *leans in in anticipation*

Siri: It does...

Kyle: *leans in as well*

Siri: Something!

Kyle: What am I doing with my life.

Siri: Just kidding it's a bench.

Naomi: That looks more like a person than a bench.

Siri: It's a reverse-were-bench. Didn't you know? it's a full moon tonight!

Reverse-were-bench: *snarls*

Kyle: Well this is an experience.

Naomi: You "invented" a reverse-were-bench?

Siri: Okay, found it outside. It's good as invented by me though.

Kyle: ...

Naomi: ...

Reverse-were-bench: *benches an undefined amount of weight*

Siri: Fine, it stays in my room. You all are no fun.

Conclusion

GET PUMPED FOR SUN AND MOON ON FRIDAY!

That is all. Kyle out.