[Taehyung and Jungkooks private chat]

Likeablejerk:
I miss you

Likeablejerk:
When are you coming home
i'm bored

Tae:
Ew

Tae:
Anyway, I have some important rules in this relationship

LikeableJerk:
You're kidding right?

Likeablejerk:
Those rules better be fucking good

Tae:
1. Your name is still going to be homosapien and will always be

2. DO not come into my showers

3. Don't call me sweetheart again or I will kick you out

4. Leave my fkng house for god's sake

5. You're not allowed to touch me

6.Don't look me in the eyes, that's to much romance for me

7. You can sit next to me if it's absolutely necessary , but keep 2 meters distance please

8. Remember I love you

Likeablejerk:
Are you fucking serious

Likeablejerk:
I'm not doing those rules, THAT'S BASICALLY STRANGERS FFS
The last one was cute af i'm not gonna lie but the rest fuck off

Tae:
No,there's progress. You can sit next to me

Likeablejerk:
Let's see if you manage to keep those rules when you're back home