Claude: the guy who had us just-

Sebby: we know who!

Claude: yeah, well there's more.

Grell: OOH! *reads dare* WHAT!? BASSY, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO SPEND SEVEN MINUTES IN A CLOSET WITH THAT SPIDER! and wait, does this say... YOU TWO JUST KISSED!?

Ciel: well, at least we-

Alois: I read the paper. We have to do it too.

Ciel: WHAT!?

~five minutes of shoving the pairs into separate closets later~

Claude: well, this... Is cramped.

Sebastian: well, I have something for what you did last chapter

-skip to other closet-

Ciel: don't touch me.

Alois: why?

Ciel: I AM TEH REVENGE!

Alois: *pokes Ciel's cheek* I have touched TEH REVENGE!

-skip to the butlers'-

Claude: OW! OUCH, IT HURTS!

Sebastian: do you not like this?

Claude: NO! TAKE IT OUT!!

Sebastian: fine. *removes Claude's hair from door frame*

Claude: can I have my glasses back?

Sebastian: no. *kiss like Alois's last chapter*

-skip to Masters'-

Alois: *sitting on Ciel* admit it.

Ciel: SEBASTIAN IS STILL BETTER!

Alois: admit that Claude is the better butler!

Ciel: mine's one HELL of a butler!

Alois: mine's one HELL of a KISSER!

Ciel:... How would you know?

Admin: *opens both doors*

Claude: *rushes out* my mouth hurts!

Sebastian: *walks out* *Sebby Smile*

Ciel: Alois, I want to get out.

Alois: *walks out*

Admin: *closes door on Ciel*

Grell: you'll be staying in there next chapter, unless somebody *blech* nice wants to help you out.

Alois and Claude: ASK AWAY!