Claude: I'm not moving today! *laying on floor*

Ciel: *banging on closet door* SEBASTIAN!

Sebby: I'm a little tied up at the moment.

Grell: *holding Sebby against wall*

Alois: I'm not going to open the door!

Ciel: DAMMIT

Alois: we have a Question AND a Dare!

Sebastian: *grabs paper* well! it's the shipper! So Alois, how DID you know about Claude's kissing skills?

Claude: *springs up* WHAT!?

Alois: uh... Well... Y'see....

Claude: *bluntly* he had never kissed anybody and wanted to try on me.

Alois: *O//////O*

Sebastian: *looks to Ciel*

Ciel: dream on.

Sebastian: *disappointed* fine! but we have a dare.
Ciel and Alois have to switch butlers for a chapter.

Ciel: Claude, I order you to-

Sebastian: next chapter, I'm still yours for now. Sorry, no tour true yet.

Alois and Ciel: *disappointed groan*

Claude and Sebastian: ASK AWAY

Ciel and Alois: AND LET THE TORTURE BEGIN!