Incorrect Quotes
What a way to start the extras book!
Aki: How petty can you get?
Rex: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
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Aki: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Rex: You mean literally or figuratively?
Aki: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
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Ash, whispering to Nu-13, who's on the phone with Azura: Ask them something!
Nu-13: How are you feeling?
Azura: Fine.
Ash: Something personal!
Nu-13: At what age did you first get your period?
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*The group is getting into the car*
Ash: I'm driving.
Nu-13, out of view: Shotgun!
Azura, turning to face Nu-13: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Nu-13: WOAH-
Nu-13, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*
(Ash, you're 10...you can't drive. Ik you've done a lot of weird sh*t in the past but driving a car ain't one of them)
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John: If you can't beat them, dress better than them
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John: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress
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Velma: This is such a bad idea.
Doey: Then why are you coming along?
Velma: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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Velma: Ok, maybe playing 'whose family is most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've had. Doey's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get them out...
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Shelly: We need to get through this locked door. Astro, give me your credit card.
Astro: Here.
Shelly, pocketing it: Thanks. Rita, kick down the door.
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Shelly: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you're all invited
Astro: If?
Rita: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and they might not even die.
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Kley: Okay, help me please!
Cloownie : Got two words for you.
Kley: I bet they won't be helpful.
Cloownie : Your problem.
Kley: I was right
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Kley: What the f*ck is wrong with you?!
Cloownie : Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Kley: Good morning. What the f*ck is wrong with you?!
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Aki: Okay, truth or dare?
Scar: Truth
Aki: How many hours have you slept this week?
Scar:
Scar: ...Dare
Aki: Go to bed.
Scar: I don't like this game.
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Aki: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Scar: It's not a joke.
Scar: *sniffles*
Scar: I'm a legit snack.
(In the distance, there's a familiar screech of a character that I've role played previously. And that screech was: SCAR PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON!)
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Dave: God, give me patience.
Scar: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Dave: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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Dave: This is a mistake
Scar, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Dave: But not today
Scar, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess
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Astro: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Shelly: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Dandy: Smad.
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Astro: What do you think Shelly will do for a distraction?
Dandy: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Dandy: ... or they could do that.
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Hunter: You love me, right, Artificer ?
Artificer : Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.
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Hunter: Do you take constructive criticism?
Artificer : I only take cash or credit.
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Blue: I'm sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don't know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It's rude.
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Blue: Goodnight moon.
Blue: Goodnight tree.
Blue: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.
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Leafy, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Chihiro: You did WHAT–
Jess: William Snakepeare
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Leafy: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Chihiro: Leafy no.
Jess: Mistlefoe.
Chihiro: Please stop encouraging them.
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Goop: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Poppy: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
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Goop: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.
Poppy: Oh, you've been?
Goop: Once. In Monopoly.
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Tried my best, I'll do more once more groups start forming.
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