
Kumamon Lover; 457th Day 1/2
"Why don't we hang out all together as often?" Hoseok asks, pouting as he's leaning for a piece of pizza.
"... you're right. We should more," Taehyung says, chewing on his third slice.
The seven of them were hanging out again, this time at Hoseok and Seokjin's apartment, sprawled all over the living room floor, a few boxes of pizzas around.
"We should all play group games, all we do when we hang out is watch like three movies and by then all of us are asleep," Jimin offers. He's lying on his stomach on the floor, taking selfies on his phone.
"Yeah, and make a YouTube channel while we're at that," Seokjin retorts, actually meaning it as a joke.
"Hyung!" Namjoon shouts, "That's genius! That's what we could do! That would be so much fun!"
"Genius? Did anyone call for me?" Yoongi appears out of nowhere, back from his trip to the bathroom. Even with all the space in the room, he plops himself right next to Jimin leaning in to photobomb his picture, making Jimin laugh.
The first one to notice was Taehyung, eyeing the two from a few feet away suspiciously. He looks around if anyone is noticing how close the two are and he actually catches Jin watching them, too. A few seconds later Jin's eyes meet Taehyung's, sharing a look.
"That idea about playing games isn't actually bad. Jimin's right, all we do is watch movies and fall asleep, we gotta do something more fun," Hoseok says, agreeing. "I'll look up something."
"We could literally just play truth or dare," Jungkook says in the most obvious voice, his eyes meeting Taehyung's with a strong look. "Right?"
Taehyung knew where this was going, grinning brightly. "Yeah! That would be really fun, let's play truth or dare. Anyone who objects, say it now."
Jimin, who was busy taking pictures of Yoongi eating pizza, suddenly questions, "Wait, what're we doing? I wasn't paying attention."
"We're playing truth or dare," Namjoon replies, sounding excited, too. It seemed like he had a lot of ideas for dares in plan.
"What?" Laughing, Jimin is sitting up grabbing a pizza slice before shifting into the circle everyone formed. "I haven't played that since high school!"
"The time where you were dared to dye your hair bright red! I remember that," Jungkook iss grinning, laughter voiced as he remembered. "It didn't look bad, though."
"This game would be so much more fun if we were drinking," Hoseok suddenly says, sighing. "Too bad we all have work tomorrow."
"Can we just start?" Jin impatiently asks. "I'll go first. Yoongi."
Yoongi's eyes shoot up at Jin's, surprised. "Me?"
Snorting, Jin retorts. "I don't know anyone else named Yoongi here."
Rolling his eyes, Yoongi just stays quiet, waiting for Jin to continue.
Taehyung wonders if Jin is about to go for it so soon and anticipates to finally reveal what Yoongi and Jimin have been hiding.
"Who's your favorite person here?" And, Taehyung almost facepalms. What is he doing?
Yoongi gives Jin a weird look. "That's a strange question. I don't know how to answer that. But, to not make you angry, I'll say you."
"You're not supposed to answer to not make me angry! Answer with honesty!"
"Why are you accusing me of lying? It could be the truth," Yoongi points out.
"Knowing you, saying any one of us is your favorite is a lie," Namjoon says, laughing. "Your favorite is a pillow."
"See! So, this is an unfair question. I'll just co forward with my own turn. Taehyung."
Taehyung jumps a little, not expecting his own name. "Dare. Dare for all turns of mine," he says, wiggling his eyebrows, ready for a challenge.
"Go and make an omelette."
"Not in our kitchen!" Hoseok screams, "Please spare our kitchen!"
"It's okay, he doesn't destroy the kitchen. It's just terrible food," Jimin laughs at Hoseok's reaction, telling him the reality of his best friend.
"Oh, okay, then. You're free to your dare," Hoseok shrugs, giving in.
"Okay, then, before I go, I dare Namjoon hyung to let Jungkook take his phone and send whatever text he wants to whoever," sending a wink to Jungkook, Taehyung leaves to go to the kitchen. A few seconds later, he comes back out. "An omelette is fried eggs, right?"
"How do you not know that?" Jimin asks in disbelief, laughing at the ridiculousness. "Yes, it is."
"Wait– no, Jungkook, don't text her," Namjoon frantically tries to stop Jungkook from whatever the boy's doing on the elder's phone. "What? What are you doing, oh my-" Namjoon looks horrified and Jungkook is bursting out laughing.
"I think Namjoon hyung has a crush, everyone," Jungkook says, still laughing his heart out. "And, I helped him make a move."
"What did you text?"
"A pick-up line I saw saved in his notes."
"Wait- Namjoon has a crush?"
"No! I don't like her!" Namjoon says, voice a bit raised, cheeks flushed. "She's just really cool. And, besides."
"What?"
"She's not even into men."
Everyone goes silent, Yoongi's attention now more into the conversation.
"Oh."
"Yeah, oh." Namjoon laughs. "She's got a girlfriend. If her girlfriend sees that text from me, the next moment I enter the workplace– I'm dead."
"Jungkook, what did you do?" Jimin asks, not really asking for the sake of an answer, laughing like crazy. "Namjoon hyung's death is your responsibility, now."
Jungkook shrugs, a cheeky grin on his face. "Not really. I was just doing as I was told."
"Anyways, Namjoon, it's your turn."
"Right. Hoseok."
"... Dare."
"I dare you... " Namjoon pauses, thinking deeply. Then, his face lights up, "I dare you to call your sister and tell her you're pregnant!"
Hoseok just stares. "But... I'm a man?"
"I know."
Jin is already laughing, "I've met her, and I can just imagine her reaction," he says between his laughs. "She's going to think you're on drugs or drunk."
Phone out, Hoseok has the call on speakers, dialing his sister.
"And, Hoseok." Namjoon adds, "Make it convincing."
Just as he gives Namjoon an exasperated sigh, the phone answers.
"Yes, Hoseok-ah?"
Taking a deep breath, Hoseok starts his act, whimpering lightly before speaking in a soft weak voice. "Noona."
"What's wrong?"
"I... think... I think I'm pregnant, noona."
By now, the other five are dying of (silent) laughter, even Yoongi, leaning on Jimin as he's holding in his hard laughs.
"What? Hoseok... are you okay? Are you drunk? Where are you?"
"No! I'm not drunk, I'm completely sober! I'm pregnant, Dawon noona. What should I do?"
"Hoseok."
"What?" He cries.
"You're a man."
"I know!"
"You can't get pregnant."
"But- I am!"
And, then, the call just ends, Hoseok's sister seemingly having hung up. Then, immediately, Seokjin's phone starts ringing. He reaches for it before laughing out loud, now, not being able to keep it silent, anymore. "It's his sister!"
"Answer it!" Jungkook presses, face and stomach hurting from laughing.
"Hello?" He says right after answering, putting the phone on speaker.
"Seokjin? I think Hoseok is drunk somewhere. Do you know where he is?"
None of them can hold back their laughter, now fully audible to the other side of the call, too, probably.
"I'm so sorry, Noona, it was a dare given to him. He's completely fine. Here." And, the elder passes the phone to Hoseok, who apologizes, laughing too as he does.
After the call ends, Hoseok's sister laughing at it too, it's now his turn.
"Who's left? Jimin?"
Jimin hums in thought. "I'll pick... I don't know, either works."
"Just pick one."
"Truth."
"Tch, okay... before you came to Seoul, where were you?"
Blinking in surprise, Jimin smiles before answering. "I'll just tell you the whole story instead. You probably already know I was born in Busan, I actually lived there until the end of high school. Then, I moved to Daegu for college, and it was like a hunt for a place where I wanted to live, I guess? I actually stayed in Daegu for a few more months and decided to leave for Japan after hearing about Taehyung's plan of going to Seoul."
A sound of awe left Hoseok's lips. "So you were in Japan before coming here? Last year?"
Jimin nodded. "Yes."
"Wait, wasn't Yoongi hyung also in Japan for a few months last yearly onto this year?" Before the topic gets addressed, Taehyung makes a grand entrance to the living room, a plate in his hands.
"I have the mighty omelette," he announces dramatically.
"Taehyung, I dare you to eat your own omelette," Jimin bursts out laughing at his own dare, it was perfect.
Yoongi gives Jimin a pat on the back. "That's actually exactly why I made him make one– didn't think it would actually happen," he continues, face in a big amused smile. (It went unnoticed to Yoongi that Jimin's eyes lingered a little longer on his face than normal before he's looking back at Taehyung).
"Alright, fine, then, Yoongi hyung. I'll ask you," Taehyung challenges, sitting down while setting the plate in front of him, a serious look in his eyes.
"Okay, I pick truth, again."
Jungkook is pouting, complaining, "I know you're always tired, but pick dare, too! Truths are no fun!"
An exasperated look towards Jungkook, Yoongi is sighing in agreement and just when he's about to voice it, Taehyung shakes his head, a determined look on his face as he looks back and forth between him and Jimin.
"No, I wanted him to pick truth, actually." He says it with such a serious tone, everyone goes quiet and confused for a second.
"You sound like you're auditioning for some drama," Namjoon retorts, but Taehyung completely disregards it and leans forward, almost in an attempt to intimidate.
"What are you and Jimin hiding from the rest of us?"
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