Tone: House of cards

Situation: BTS impregnates you accidentally and now they new they're the father of that child

Genre: Funny + BYUN

BGM at the media. Enjoy! Parody lyrics are the bold ones only.

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I cannot believe, this ain't happening
So bad, I'm a dad, yeah

I'm supposed to wear a protection that night
I'm hard...it rips wooh

Refrain:

Gave me the PT last day,
It shows double red lines..

"No way No way No way, this can't be."

She said the father was me
A said we'll be a family

"No way No way I'm too young to be a father"

Chorus:

Oh God! this can't be..
I'll be a daddy.
We're suppose to enjoyed it,

That night we're both horny.

Said she'll use some pills
So I popped it right in
I was about to leave but
She pulled me back, saying, "Stay."

*instrumental*

And now I'm walking back home
Thinking bout what she said

She said "Oppa I'm pregnant and you are the father, coz its you who took my virginity."

I am so speechless, "Oh"

"What the hell, Andwae~"

"Are you sure it's my baby??"

Her eyes tell me the truth...not okay.

Refrain:

We're both so horny that night
And did it with such a delight

Oh yeah Oh yeah Oh yeah a great night

We're so drunk from a party

Went to a room and got dirty

No way No way No way, we woke up both naked

Chorus 2:

Oh boy this can't be

Gonna be a daddy
We're having a baby

Then we'll be a family

A life with a kid,

I can't imagine..
I'll become a daddy

Should I leave or should I stay?

Ohhh ohhhhh ohhhhh