SPECIAL [KINNPORSCHE 1]

"Kinn... Kinn!... Kinn!" I called Kinn for the millionth time after he took me out of the house to eat at a mall. As soon as he finished parking, he went crazy. I didn't know what was wrong with him. If you were not willing to go out with me, why did you accept it in the first place?

"What?" Kinn turned to ask me and managed to remove the seat bell.

"What's wrong with you?" I mumbled. Kinn only turned to stare at me.

"Okay. What do you want to eat?" I said fretfully, not wanting to argue with him very much. At this time, your mental state was probably unstable like Tankhun. They were of the same bloodline. Personality wise, they wouldn't be much different. 

[T/N: Thank milkiemoo0122 for helping me translate this part ]

"What are you going to eat? See, you asked me out."

"Oh. Er. Wait a minute." I quickly picked up my phone, open LINE and hurriedly looked for the person who encouraged me to do so many crazy things that I was completely confused.

[PORSCHE] : We've arrived at the mall. What next?

[YOK] : Go one round in the parking lot [😱😂😳]

[PORSCHE] : Are you crazy?! Do something normal.

[YOK] : Oi! Get something to eat, watch movies, sing karaoke...

[PORSCHE] : What should we eat?

[YOK] : There are so many restaurants. Whatever you want to eat, take him there!!! Ohhh!!! So that's your husband or my husband?

[PORSCHE] : Wife! I said wife [🤣🤣🤣✋]

[YOK] : Haha

"Dammit." I murmured softly.

"Who are you talking to?" Kinn leaned into looked at my phone. I immediately withdrew the phone.

"Nosy!"

"Herrr... So, what do you invite me here to do? What would you like to eat?" Kinn raised his eyebrows as he asked me.

"I don't know. Let's go down and take a look."

"Oi." I opened the door and got out of the car angrily. If you asked why I was in a bad mood, I would reply that I didn't know either! Maybe it was because I was asking myself what I was doing!!

Dammit! It was Jae Yok. Jae Yok gave me good advices on all of these things. Could I go back in time to this morning? I shouldn't have opened LINE to read Jae Yok's message at all.

(LINE in the morning)

[YOK] : Oh! Tips to stole your husband heart. One more thing If you want to make him fall harder than before, you need to add sweetness to your marriage life.

[PORSCHE] : Wife!!! Not husband! [🤣🤣🤣]

(T/N: Jae Yok and Porsché must be besties)

[YOK] : Well, that's it. Will you continue to listen???

[PORSCHE] : Uhmm.

[YOK] : 555555555. So you have to create something new for him in his daily life. Going to a place he has never been to, he will be excited, thrilled, feel interesting. The feeling is like you make me feel like I were fourteen, when I had my first boyfriend. Something like this.

(T/N: Why it sounds so familiar? Pete once said like that, right?)

[PORSCHE] : And why should I do that?

[YOK] : Well, I see you're stressed and worried. What's wrong? Are you afraid that he doesn't love you or what?

[PORSCHE] : Nothing special.

[YOK] : Yes, then...

[PORSCHE] : Wait, what are you talking about?

[YOK] : Uh-huh -_-+

[PORSCHE] : Just asking for Tem, I see he's stressed.

[YOK] : Okay, I know, but I can tell you. How is your guys normal daily life going?

[PORSCHE]: Work.

[YOK] : Where?

[PORSCHE] : Room

[YOK] : I'm bored to death! You try to take him out, eating, watching movies, going to music concert, flirting with each other like Siam kids!

[T/N: เด็กสยาม Siam kid. I don't know what this expression means.]

[Now]

"How do I flirt like a Siam kid?" I walked along thinking about it. "But wait! Who is f**king flirting? I don't flirt!!!" I smashed my head so hard that Kinn, who was walking beside me, turned to look at me in amazement.

"You're not feeling well?"

"No no..." I hurriedly waved my hand. Dammit! Ohhh!!!!! Not being yourself at all! Damn Porsche! Ohhh!!!

"Errr... You look weird." Kinn narrowed his eyes at me suspiciously.

"Uhmmm... Are you hungry?" I quickly changed the subject before Kinn figured out what the hell I was doing!

"Have you chosen which restaurant yet?"

"You must be very hungry."

"Not much... I already ate in the morning."

"If so let's go watch a movie." I pointed to the movie theater behind me, Kinn immediately followed my hand and frowned.

"You want to watch movies? Let's go." Kinn walked me to the movie theater.

"Do you like it?" I followed him and leaned forward to see his face. He gave me an amused look.

"Are you ok, Porsche?" Kinn put the back of his hand on my forehead.

"Oh! I'm okay! So, do you like watching movies?" I asked again so that I could process it in my brain that it was something new to him or not.

"Not really. If Tae doesn't want to drag me there". It meant that watching movies could create excitement for 100% sure.

"Oh..."

"I'm always busy, studying, working at the company. I don't have much time to watch movies. And I don't like crowded places... So let's watch this." Kinn pointed to a mafia movie that the main actor had an ugly face but I didn't care. My brain was collecting and processing the information. So whether he would like it or not? Would it be a new experience? He didn't like to watch movies in theater because of the crowd? Was it something new and different worth trying? I was confused!

The showtime that Kinn chose was already started and we'd better get there before fifteen minutes of advertisements ended. The movie started by the time we walked barehand into the theater without buying any water or popcorn. Kinn reasoned that he was too lazy to carry anything, too lazy to chew and wanted to have a wide-open space. And I understood him well, understood him perfectly because when he reached the honeymoon seats, he leaned back in a comfortable posture and slowly closed his eyes with a cool, carefree look on his face. The main actor was about to speak the opening lines and start the mystery. He ignored everything, disrespecting the hero's run to escape the death in a narrow alley, but I had faith in you ná!

"What the hell?!" I murmured softly. Kinn's soft snoring sound only reinforced the high price of the tickets that was not worth it at all. He just came to sleep as if nothing could stop him. Sigh... [😂😂😂]

[T/N: Guys what should you do if your guy falls asleep on the first date? Porsche is staying online waiting for your advices.]

"What a funny, stupid protagonist." I murmured as I tried to focus on the plot on the wide screen. But in the meantime, I lost my mind for a while because I kept staring at Kinn with so many questions in my head. I tried so hard, I tried to watch for Kinn to make it worth the money. But through the middle of the movie until almost the end, Kinn didn't seem to open his eyes to see the world at all.

"Owww!!!! Are you excited? Even a little bit?" I didn't know if it was because the movie was starting to get tense or if it was because of my lack of self-control. So I put my face closer to Kinn and cursed softly with full emotion.

"Huh, want to get excited?" I was extremely shocked, but tried to hide my emotion. I fled from him right away when Kinn suddenly opened his eyes. "I... I talk about the movie." I said stuttering.

"Huh... You turned to look at me so often. What's wrong?"

"I did not... I was watching the movie, found someone to talk to but you fell asleep. I turned to talk to you even if you were sleeping. That's it." I wiped my sweat away. Even though the room was so cold that my eggs were still trembling, but I felt hot as Kinn's hand wrapped around my waist, inserted his hand inside my shirt and started fondling my side.

"What are you doing?" I pushed his hand away and pulled myself out of his grip.

"Do you want to get excited?" Kinn pulled my body towards him. His arm hadn't been pulled down in the first place, causing him use more force, and my head immediately buried in his chest. "Let me go." I murmured angrily but Kinn didn't stop. His hand began to reach higher and higher under my shirt until touched my chest, stroke lightly.

"Kinn!"

"Hmmm..." Kinn replied in a trembling voice and slipped his face down my neck, sniffing heavily. "Hey, there are cameras." I tried to resist but couldn't squirm out of his arms. Even though there were not many people in this room and the row was just the two of us, it didn't mean that there was nobody at all. What would you do if the staff shone a flashlight to us? "Excited!" said Kinn, giggling, then moved his face to kiss my cheek again. As for the hand, it was still squeezing and playing in the same place, never left.

"I'm not playing, Kinn!" I began to sound so serious that Kinn paused for a moment. Dammit! People watching the CCTV now were probably f**king staring at the two buffalo men caressing each other. What the hell was that? [😳😅🤣]

"Okay, but you have to kiss me first." Kinn lowed his head to look at me and suddenly opened his mouth asking me to follow his orders.

"No!"

"Then I keep going!" Kinn buried in my neck again until I had to pull my neck away quickly.

"Let me go! Bastard!!" Kinn stopped and looked at me again.

"Kiss first!" He said. Again he stopped and again he also suddenly made an shameless seductive lip expression that was completely contrary to his extremely calm look. Asshole!!!

"No!" Kinn prepared to low his head again, and this time I had to stop him.

"Okay. Dammit! Oiii!!!" Kinn stopped, buried his head in the crook of my neck and smiled widely. Then he pulled out and pouted his lips in front of me. What's now? Just close my eyes and do it quickly. No one could see it, and the camera might not be able to capture it in time... I took a deep breath and reached my lips out to grab his quickly.

[T/N: Omg they're sooo cute. Why didn't they put it in the series???]

"What? I haven't felt anything yet." Kinn made a displeased face and pouted his lips again. I was too lazy to argued with him, so I reached to touch his lips again. But this time, Kinn held the back of my head tightly so that my lips and his were stuck together for a while until I squirmed out, then he pulled out and kissed my cheeks, then set me free with a cheerful expression.

"Damn it Kinn!"

"So excited." Kinn laughed, pretending to look at the screen. I clenched my fist. I wanted to punch him in the face but was afraid I couldn't control my strength so I switched to kick his leg.

I sat back, pretending sulking. Even if it was excited as you say, but I felt ashamed. Have you no shame? People like you, asshole! But I had to admit that I was also excited. And then the thrill Jae Yok said... Wait!! Enough Porsche! What the f**k were you doing here!!!

[T/N: The word "shame" does not exit in Kinn's dictionary]

I stayed calm throughout the second half of the movie that I didn't pay any attention to it. Kinn, after having done messing with me, could open his eyes to watch the movie for five minutes and then continued to sleep. That's enough! I would never go to movie theater with you anymore. You bastard!!!

"Are you hungry?" As soon as we came out of the movie theater, Kinn was immediately cool as usual. It was like when we were in the forest. When he was hidden from people's eyes, he would show a bit of his quirk. When there were a lot of people around, he would pretend to act like a rich and powerful man. Huh! I got used to this.

"Have some ice cream?" I asked, even though I myself didn't really like sweets, even eating that chocolate could only cure hunger. You know why I invited him, because I was thinking about what Jae Yok said, adding some sweetness to life. So let's eat some sweets, it probably worked the same.

[T/N: Someone enlightens me! 😑 If it really works the same, I will send him a ton of sugarcane 🤣🤣🤣]

"Okay" Kinn looked dazed and confused, but he followed what I said.

I walked into an ice cream shop that was decorated in a cute style. There were ponies, rainbows, bears. It was so sweet and tender that I want to hide because of feeling awkward. It was completely contrary to the look of two of us, one looked like a thief, the other walking, straightening his chest like a politician came for his election campaign. I had a headache!

"Order anything you want to eat." Kinn sat cross-legged and pushed the menu in front of me. He was acting like a rich man who tricked a teenager attracted to him instantly*. What were you doing?

[T/N: รวบหัวรวบหาง (literally take head take tail) is an idiom means shorten the steps, get it done ASAP or take opportunity when it comes. This expression is often used in the case of one men who wants a woman to be his as soon as possible. When an opportunity comes, he will consolidate their relationship immediately.]

"I've never order anything like this." I opened a few pages of the menu and handed it back to Kinn.

"I'm also not very good at it." said Kinn, pushing it back. I took a moment to think about it. Or Kinn didn't like adding sweetness? So what should I do now???

[T/N: Porsche, are you stupid  because you're in love or you were born stupid??? ]

"...What shall we have to eat?" I opened the menu again. "Let's get this one." I took a look and saw a lot of color things in the cup quite interesting, all the cookies and the glitter things looked pretty good. Come on. It must be damn good!

"Would you like some drink?" asked the waitress with a sweet smile.

"Kinn, what drink do you like?"

"Water"

"Just water." I handed the menu back and took a deep breath. Damn it! Why did I have to believe every word of Jae Yok?

"You like something like this?" Kinn glanced around the shop secretly and raised an eyebrow at me. I immediately shook my head. 

[T/N: Come on Porsche. Don't be shy!🤣🤣🤣]

"NO"

"Oh! So why do you invite me here?" Kinn narrowed his eyes at me again.

"I don't know either. To see how big a bear is, maybe." I pointed randomly at a bear just as the water was served. Kinn raised his glass and smiled. Why? My face was so funny? You bastard!!!

In no time, the ice cream I ordered was served. It was a huge cup of ice cream decorated so attractively that I wanted to throw it away. What the hell could the decoration sparkle like that? It looked... so fancy...that I didn't dare to eat. [🤣🤣🤣]

"Let's eat." Kinn looked at it and was stunned too. It was a round-shaped cup decorated with cookies in the shape of an unexpected imaginary animal, a silk thread wrapped around it and many colorful glittery sugar sprinkled all over the place that reflected with the light until it almost hurt the eyes. The base was a colorful ice cream that caught my eyes and it was too much.

"You eat too." I scooped up the base and ate it with fear.

"I can't scoop it." Kinn used a spoon to knock on the top cover made of chocolate, thought for a moment, then scooped a small bite into his mouth and made a strange expression.

"How does it taste?" I asked, still holding my spoon.

"It doesn't suit my taste." Kinn immediately put the spoon down, so I tried it... Uhm! Not my taste either, because f**k!! So sweet that it hurt your throat that you could barely swallow it! Shia! Actually, this shop was not my type but I didn't know which devil whisper to my ear until I get in in dizzy!! Imagine if someone from the Main Family walked past and saw me and Kinn looking at this cup in this shop would be shocked to see it. They probably couldn't believe in their eyes. They might have numerous questions. You all would be too shocked and frightened!!!

But such a waste! So I forced myself to eat another four or five scoops. It was too expensive, should I wrap it and gave it to Ché? Although it was not tasty, but at least it was pretty.

[T/N: I'm begging you Porsche. It's ice cream. It won't be  pretty when it gets home anymore.]

While I was playing with the spoon in my mouth without knowing where to put the next scoop. My eyes looked through the glass wall and stumbled upon the word "Game Center". I saw several couples were frantically playing the claw machine. I came up with the idea that Kinn would feel something new. Had him ever played any of these games?

"I'm full." I put down the spoon. Kinn, who was playing a game on his phone while waiting for me, nodded and called the staff to check the bill.

"The next program is..." Kinn ask me with a smile.

"What program?" I asked, confused.

"What do you want to do next?"

[T/N: Oh so you know what he is doing, Kinn!!!]

"I want to get plush toys." I pointed to Game Center. Kinn giggled, and then walked me there.

As soon as arriving at the Game Center, I began to aim for the cool plush toys. Actually, I really liked something like this. My dream was to go to Japan once to hunt and play arcade games. Let's go all over Tokyo. I heard that it was a lot easier to play than machines in Thai.

"Which one?" Kinn, who went to exchange money and returned with a hand full of coins.

"Can you get it?" I asked him insultingly. Well, people like him seemed to not play with these things. Even though the age gap wasn't much, he seemed too old that he shouldn't be able to keep himself up to date with these things.

"Me? Master of claw machine. Don't you know?" Kinn didn't wait, hurriedly put a coin in the machine in front of him and showed his masterful skills. As soon as the machine worked, I was excited too.

But... in the first round, Kinn, not only not being able to pick up anything, but also couldn't aim at all. Idiot!

"First round. Dammit! It's like this." Kinn said with a chilling manner and continued to put the second coin...but...

"What the hell with you! You aim carefully before you grab it." I stood and crossed my arms, analyzing the machine.

"I must concentrate!" Kinn began to be impatient. He rolled up his sleeves in preparation and started the game again. "You can think twice before pressing the button. Oh! What the f**k!" I said, annoyed.

Kinn started fussing, started not keeping his image. And the game became more and more serious until almost ten rounds passed. He shook his head in a very angry expression.

"F**k! This machine cheat me! I'm excellent." [🤦‍♀️]

"You're excellent at your house. I told you to wait a second before pressing. You can't wait to see the claw can spin!" Kinn's expression was so angry that he couldn't hide it all. I didn't know how many time he played the game. Recently, he took thousand baht to exchange coins. Then both me and him were going around the machine desperately.

"Left, left, left!" I bend down, looking from the side of the machine shouting at him impatiently.

"I'm moving on the left! But if I keep moving left, it will be over!"

"Move backward, backward!! Move forward, Kinn!!" I loosened my waist, looking up at him disappointedly.

"I got full concentration on it. You come and do it yourself!!" Kinn was as hot-tempered as me.

"OK!! You're stupid. I told you to move backward! That's it! Backward!" Then Kinn and I kept playing and cursing each other until time passed. I didn't know how long, but it had been hours. Of course Kinn didn't give up easily. He was busy exchanging money, and of course we hadn't even got any plush toy yet!

[T/N: Someone please send them to Srithanya. I can't bear these two anymore. And send them a claw machine so they can practice to be Masters of Claw Machine.]

"Oiii!!!!! I can't take it anymore!" I slapped my own head when I finally... Dammit! Can't get a single one.

"If you're that stupid, just buy it!" Kinn scolded me.

"People like you always get things easily, so you don't know the word try!!" and I cursed him back.

"If you spend the money you put in the machine to buy plush toy, you probably get hundreds of them."

"Even if you get it, you won't be proud. Invite a person always want to win and keep throw money on it. I won't play anymore. I'm going home!!" I walked out. I had never been this angry in my entire life. Playing game was not fun at all, you even got frustrating like this. Plus, there was a loose-tongued idiot like Kinn who liked giving commands. He was desperate to show that he was too good at everything but the truth was he wasn't!! Frustrated with this f**king clawing plush toys game. It would be pitiful to see... Oh! Then why was I so annoyed? I was gonna die!

[T/N: Oh babe, you are so annoyed because you're afraid that your boyfriend doesn't enjoy your first date.]

I walked to the car with Kinn was following. As soon as he unlocked the car, I slammed myself into the seat. Oh! Everything was f**ked up! Besides I was confused about what I was doing right now, I wanted to make Kinn to feel excited and thrilled with me. But certainly, all I did was just to make him feel good.

"I'm sorry." When Kinn got into the car, he was silent for a moment before speaking.

"..." I tried to calm myself down without saying anything.

"Sorry..." Kinn took a deep breath and pulled my head into a hug.

"My next dating would be better." When Kinn said those words, I immediately raised my head to look up at him.

"Your dating?"

"I already know that. You took me on a date... It was my fault. I was too serious. Then the machine cheated. It couldn't grab anything, so I was angry." Kinn reached out and stroked my cheek lightly.

"You guess? I didn't..." Before I could finish my sentence, Kinn suddenly put his lips on my lips softly.

"Next time I will take you to a beautiful place. It will be more fun than this time." Kinn used both hands to caress my cheeks softly and brushed my lips repeatedly like that.

"Ugh..." I forced myself to pull out a little and looked at him angrily.

"But I don't grab plush toys and eat ice cream anymore... not watch movies too." I furrowed my brows and didn't know how my expression looked like that made Kinn burst into laugh and pulled me into a hug.

Although I couldn't answer myself why I did it. Why did I doing what Jae Yok encouraged me to do? But I terribly liked myself when I was with Kinn. Feeling like I was going to explode. Even though Kinn often cursed me, but he made up with me every time...

I loved it when Kinn try to use pleading tone with me. Watching him lose and I win, which was very satisfying. Hehe.

---The End---

Translator note:

Kinn: In real life, I have to lose. In the game, I still have to lose!!!

Porsche: Seeing him lose and I win, which is very satisfying. Hehe.

Well, they are a match made in heaven.

Many thanks to eternalxxix for sharing your library with me. I really appreciate your kindness and generosity.

Last night I accidentally published the chapter when it hasn't been done yet. I'm sorry for that.

Sorry I can't find the glittery sundae that Porsche and Kinn had but I guess the ice cream shop they visited have something like these.