KEEFE BECOMES A DAD
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The day was silent, despite the suspense in the room. Keefe had some huge news for his best friend, Fitz. The only problem is telling him that huge news.
It didn't help that his wife said this was no joking matter. Ugh. Woman.
Fits was patiently waiting for Keefe to blurt it out already, but he knew not to rush him. "If it good news or bad?"
" Well... " He struggled with what to say as he fumbled with his tunic. "Sort of both... Depends on which way you look at it."
"Does it effect me?"
"It effects Sophie more than you, honestly. And me.... Boy, does it effect me. Like when she goes on vacation.... I will be bound down to......"
" To? "
Keefe gulped. Fitz raised his eyebrows.
"I didn't know it would be such a commitment! I..... I wouldn't have made that stupid choice if I knew the responsibility level you have to have!"
" You're not responsible. " Fit z pointed out. "At all."
" I know that!!!! " Keefe out his head in his hands, muttering rapidly. "What do I do?"
" Well.... If I knew the situation I could help you out! " Fit z struggled with his brain ever since one of the Neverseen Members froze his head. His patience level was much unlike his fathers. Biana walked into the room, holding a sweater with the words "New Dad" in bold. Fitz's eyes widened. "YOU GOT MY SISTER PREGNANT?!???"
Fitz started towards Keefe with a raised fist, before Biana had to hold him back. " Fitz! I'm not pregnant!"
"Then explain that!" He grabbed the sweater.
" Its for Keefe, but I'm not pregnant. "
He jokingly turned back to Keefe. "YOU'RE PREGNANT??!"
" What? No! Take some biology! "
"Who's the mom?"
" Sophie..... Sort of.... "
"What do you mean?"
Sophie burst through the door, holding an orange Iggy in her hands. " Its happening!!! The baby is coming!!! Or babies??? "
"YOU GOT SOPHIE PREGNANT????? How could YOU???"
" Well honestly..... Again take some biology, bro. "
Sophie scoffed at Fitz, "Do I look pregnant to you????"
" Well I mean..... "
"Fitz!" Biana glared at him. He gave a guilty smile.
"SOMEONE explain what's happening!"
Sophie, Biana, and Keefe all sighed.
" Keefe is a dad. "
"We aren't pregnant...." Obama pointed to Sophie and herself. "And Keefe isn't either . "
"And Iggy is a girl."
Fitz sat down. "I really do need to take some biology."
Keefe patted him on the back. " I'm more of a guardian angel father.... I volunteered. Sophie needed me, Fitz. "
"Iggy needed him." Sophie added.
" Speaking of which.... Where IS Iggy? "
"She's giving birth...." Biana said in a duh voice. They followed her to Fitz's room, where Tan was helping Iggy deliver three babies.
"I shall call them Stupid, stupider, and stupidest." Keefe announced . Everyone glared at him. "What???? I'm the dad!"
Linh walked into the room, holding her oversized belly. "Fitz, babe, can you go get me some pickles with mustard?"
Keefe turned to Fitz. "YOU GOT LINH PREGNANT????"
THE END!
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