I really don't like this chapter now that I've read it. I feel like this was a terrible was of expressing my emotions about this, and I apologize if you really like Sotam. I hope that you can continue reading my books and just bypass the chapter. Sorry .

Luna: Hiya!

Keeper Crew: (in a bored voice) Hi

Luna: I am back with another SHIP!!! And, I hate this so much. More than anything in the entire universe!!! THIS SHOULDN'T BE A THING!!! I HATE THIS EVEN MORE THEN FITZPHIE!!!! 

Keefe: Wow. Worse then Fitzphie? This should be good. 

Luna: ARGH!!!!

Biana: If you hate it, why are you doing it? 

Luna: Because I stupidly made the decision and promised people that I would do every ship possible no matter how ridiculous. THIS SUCKS!!!!

Linh: I advise that you should just get it over with. 

Dex: Yeah! 

Sophie: Am I the only one who is nervous? 

Tam: Nope. 

Luna: NO!!!!! I AM BEING FORCED TO DO THIS... AGH!!!!! AGONY!!! THE PAIN!!!  

Fitz: WHAT IS THE SHIP!??!!!  

Luna: (in a quiet voice) It's Sotam. (starts to sob) 

Keeper Crew: ...

Keefe: THIS CANNOT HAPPEN!! WHAT IS THIS RUBBISH!?????? THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!!! NOT ON MY WATCH!!!!! TOTALLY NOT HAPPENING!!!! WHAT THE HECK IS THIS!??? STOP IT NOW!!!! OR ELSE I WILL DO SOME BAD THINGS!!!!! BANGS BOY AND FOSTER!???? THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN, NO NOT ON MY WATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fitz: TAM AND SOPHIE WILL NEVER WORK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Linh: (makes a face) My brother and Sophie? No offense, but please no. IT HAS TO BE BIANA AND TAM!!! A/N Comment if you ship #TeamBamSocker!!!! NO!!!!!! 

Biana: (unsure) Um...Linh? Are you okay? 

Luna: Stop stalling Biana!!! What do you think of this ship? 

Biana: Um...No offense, but I don't really want this to happen, you know? I sorta...Never mind. 

Luna: THIS IS WHY BAM SOCKER SHOULD TOTALLY HAPPEN!!!!!!!!! Sorry, lost myself again. Dex? What about you? 

Dex: Um...I don't really have an opinion. I mean, I don't think it would work but...

Luna: YOU THINK IT MIGHT WORK!!???????? 

Dex: (cowers) Um...No. It is absolutely terrible! It would never work!! 

Luna: AGH!!!!! NO!!! DON'T PUT THE POTION ON ME!!! PLEASE!!!! 

Keeper Crew: Um...

Luna: The producers say I must do this fairly. They are giving me a potion so that I will treat everything fairly, even SOTAM!!!

Keefe: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luna: It's kicking in! 

Keefe: NO!!!!

Luna: 5...4...3...2...1...

Luna starts to smile happily. It looks unnatural. 

Linh: Um...Luna?

Luna: (smiling) Yeah? 

Linh: What do you think of Sotam? 

Luna: (shrugs) We have to give them a chance! (looks around) Where are Sophie and Tam? 

Tam: (tries to immerse himself in shadows) 

Luna: There's Sophie!!! Now, where is Tam? (looks around) Oh! There he is! 

Tam: (tries to hide again) 

Luna: No! Not happening! You are coming with me! (drops Sophie and Tam into a small cage together) 

Keefe: NO!!!

Luna: Look at the happy couple!!!

Biana: Luna...SNAP OUT OF IT!!! 

Luna: (ignores Biana) Now...hug each other and smile!!!! 

Keefe: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!

Fitz: LUNA!!!! I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SAY THIS, BUT GET BACK TO BEING YOU!!!!! 

Linh: SNAP OUT OF IT NOW!!!! 

Dex: GET THE OLD LUNA BACK!!!!! 

Luna: (ignores them all) I said, hug each other and smile! Now!

Sophie and Tam: (squirms) 

Tam: I don't like Sophie. At all. I mean, friend sure, but never like this. NEVER!! 

Sophie: Me too!!!! 

Biana: LUNA!!!!

Everyone: (silences) 

Biana: YOU LISTEN TO ME RIGHT NOW!!! YOU BETTER SNAP OUT OF IT!!!! YOU CAN DO SO MANY THINGS, YET YOU CANNOT SNAP OUT OF A SIMPLE POTION!???

Luna: (turns around and reveals glazed eyes) 

Biana: Luna...? 

Luna: (turns to Tam and Sophie) TAKE, A, PICTURE! DO, IT, RIGHT!!  HUG, AND, SMILE!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!  

Fitz: How do we stop this?

Producer: (large voice) As soon as Tam and Sophie do what she says, it will stop. 

Keefe: But...but... Then the photo will be permanently recorded!!

Producer: (silence) 

Keefe: DON'T DO IT!!!

Linh: JUST DO IT!!!! 

Tam: Um...not hugging Sophie. I don't like her, and I like somebody else and I will not hug Sophie while I still like that other person. 

Linh: PLEASE!!! TAM!!! LUNA IS FREAKING OUT!!

Luna: (zombie walking with a dagger) Take...PICTURE!!! 

Biana: Tam!! I don't want you to die!!!! Please, just do it!!!! 

Tam: you don't want me to die? 

Biana: Of course not! I care! 

Luna: (stops walking forward and drops dagger)

Luna: Bam Socker? 

Luna: BAM SOCKER!!! I AM FREE!!!!!! (releases Tam and Sophie) 

Keeper Crew: You ARE BACK!!!!! FINALLY!!!

Dex: You almost made Sophie and Tam hug and smile!!

Keefe: Anyone else ready to barf? 

Luna: I am! (waves fist) SCREW YOU PRODUCER!!! 

Luna: I AM LEAVING BEFORE SOMETHING HAPPENS AGAIN!!! 

Keefe: I AM GOING TO BARF!!!!! (vomits) 

Fitz: (pats Keefe) Don't worry. I barfed already. 

Luna: Okay. That smell. I AM LEAVING!!! (vanishes) 

Tam: Never again. Never again. 

Hey Guys!!!! What do you think about Sotam? Comment yes if you like it, or no if you hate it like me! I BETTER SEE A LOT OF NO'S!!! Bye!!!