Luna: HALLO!!!!!!!

Keeper Crew: (in a monotone voice) Hi. 

Luna: Where's THE SPIRIT IN YA'LL??? SAY HI!!!

Keeper Crew: ...

Tam: Okay, you sound more excited than usual. Who's getting tortured next? 

Biana: PLEASE NOT ME!!! I BEG MERCY!!!! *falls at Luna's feet* 

Luna: *laughs* No, it's not you. I was supposed to do one with you, put the Producer said that I should spare you because you were her favorite. 

Biana: THANK GOD!!! PRODUCER, YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON EVER!!!!!!

Fitz: HEY!!!

Biana: You are NOT the best person ever Fitz. Even if the Producer wasn't the best person ever, you still wouldn't be the best person ever. It would have been T-" 

Luna: PLEASE CONTINUE!!!

Biana: *shakes head* 

Luna: *groans* 

Luna: Okay, todays ship is LINH!!!

Linh: NO!!!!!!! MY TIME HAS COME!!! I WISHED THAT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN LONGER, BUT NO!!! MY TIME IS HERE AND I DON'T WANT IT TO BE!!! IM LEAVING!!!! *tries to leave*

Luna: *pulls her back* Come on Linh! Everyone's going to have to do it sometime! Just get it over with!

Linh: *groans*

Tam: I DO NOT APPROVE OF THIS!!! Linh, we are leaving!!

Luna: Nuh-uh-uh

Keefe: Well, as long as Bangs boy hates it, I like it! Let's go on with it! Who's Linh going to be with? Dex? 

Dex: NO! I just had one with me! That's unfair!! 

Keefe: Fitz? 

Fitz: *turns red* Maybe? No. Maybe? No. 

Sophie: It's NOT FITZ!

Luna: It might be...

Keefe: ME??!!

Tam: NO!!! NEVER!! NOT HAPPENING!!! 0% CHANCE OF THAT HAPPENING!! NOPE!! NEGATIVELY IMPOSSIBLE!!! NOPE, NEVER NOT IN OnE THOUSAND YEARS!!! IF THAT EVER HAPPENS, I WILL MURDER ALL OF YOU FIR LETTING IT HAPPEN!!!!!!

Linh: Calm down Tam! It's just a silly game. 

Luna: Game? Game?! Ships are not a game!!! Tiana is the only thing keeping me alive and breathing!! It MUST HAPPEN!!! 

Linh: Except that. I'm with you on that. Tiana is AWESOME!!

Biana: *turns red*

Sophie: Biana's blushing!

Biana: Am not! 

Fitz: You are blushing 

Biana: Not as much as Sophie

Keefe: You have one thing right.

Sophie: HEY!!

Luna: Okay, the ship is...LINH AND WYLE!!! LYLIE FOR THE WINH!!!!

Linh: *turns red* 

Tam: *starts pacing* 

Linh: It's not that bad. I mean, at least Wylie isn't here to talk about it!

Dex: Luna will probably bring him here. 

Luna: Yup! 

*doorbell rings* 

Luna: That's him!!

Keeper Crew: THERE'S A DOOR!!???? 

Luna: Only for people, I want to come in and people I want to come out. 

Linh: DON'T COME WYLIE!!! BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN!!!

Wylie: *opens door* Oh! Hi you guys! I heard there was a party here?

Luna: MY PLAN HAS WORKED!!! MUA HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

Wylie: Is she crazy? 

Keefe: Yup. 

Luna: WE ARE HERE TO TALK ABOUT LYLIE!!! LINH AND WYLIE!!!

Wylie: turns red* No party. I'm leaving. 

Luna: NEVER!!! 

Linh: Luna!! We're just friends. 

Luna: *rolls eyes" Totally 

Tam: THEY BETTER BE JUST FRIENDS!!!!!

Wylie: You okay Tam? 

Tam: IT DEPENDS!!! DO YOU LIKE LINH??!!! CAUSE IF YOU DO, YOU HAVE TO ANSWER TO ME AND I AM MUCH SCARIER THEN THE NEVERSEEN WHEN IT COMES TO PROTECTING MY SISTER!!!

Keefe: And Biana. 

Biana: *turns red* 

Tam: *turns pink* 

Fitz: Tam, you know if you keep acting like that Linh is never going to get a boyfriend. 

Tam: SHE DON'T NEED A BOYFRIEND!!!

Linh: Um, I sorta do. 

Luna: AND IT WILL BE WYLIE!!!

Wylie: Um, me and Linh? 

Luna: YUP!!

Sophie: Wow. You are so subtle. 

Luna: Lay off the sass missy. 

Wylie: *turns red* Wow. Um. That was fast. Um. I guess? No. No. Actually? Maybe? Yes? I AM SO CONFUSED!!!

Linh: It's just a game don't worry! 

Luna: IT'S NOT A GAME!!!

Wylie: She's insane!! Linh, get behind me! I can protect you! 

Tam: THAT'S MY JOB, MISTER!!!!

Keefe: Well, you ca protect Biana or something. 

Tam: KEEFE!!!!

Keefe: BANGS BOY!!!!!

Dex: CAN WE PLEASE JUST GET ON WITH IT!???

 Luna: Listen to Dex!! Okay, what do you think of Lylie Keefe? 

Keefe: It makes Bangs Boy mad,  so I'm okay with it!

Luna: You Fitz? 

Fitz: I don't think so. 

Luna: Party Pooper. Okay, you Sophie? 

Sophie: YES!! Linh and Wylie! Linh goes with Wylie. Sure!

Luna: Biana? 

Biana: If Linh likes it, then I'm happy for her. 

Luna: What about you T-

Tam: GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY SISTER!! STOP LOOKING AT HER!! NO!! LOOK AT ME NOT HER!!! WHERE ARE YOU LOOKING!??? STOP LOOKING AT HER!! STOP RIGHT NOW OR ELSE!!! NO, DON'T EVEN TALK ABOUT HER!!! STOP RIGHT NOW!!!!

Wylie: Look, Tam, I wasn't- 

Tam: STOP!!!

Biana: Tam! Please calm yourself. 

Tam: Sorry Biana

Luna: TIANA!!!!!! 

Luna: Okay, you Dex? 

Dex: *shrugs* I really don't have a huge opinion about this. 

Luna: Okay!! How about you Linh? 

Linh: *turns red and glances at Wylie* I really don't know how to fee-

Tam: SHE DOESN'T WANT IT!! WE GOOD!! WYLIE CAN LEAVE NOW!! GO!!!!!

Wylie: *looks terrified at Tam and runs out the door* 

Biana: Really Tam? 

Tam: Doing my brotherly duties. 

Linh: That annoy me!!! 

Luna: Well. Well. Um... Maybe I should go. Biana, tell Tam to calm down!

Biana: Yes ma'm!! 

Luna: I'll be back soon! BYE!!!!!!!!!!