Luna: HELLO BUDDIES!!!!!!!!!!! 

Keeper Crew; *groans* 

Luna: I am back WITH- 

Keeper Crew: *groans* Another ship. 

Biana: I bet you it involves me! 

Luna: ...

Biana: I'm right, right? 

Luna: Yup. 

Producer: Ooooo!!! Make a Bam Socker part 2!!! The fans will LOVE THAT!!! 

Luna: LATER BOSS! I HAVE ANOTHER SHIP PREPARED ALREADY! 

Producer: *pouts* 

Linh: THE PRODUCER SHIPS TIANA!!!!!!!!!!!! YAS!!!!! 

Tam: Really Linh? Really?!?!?! 

Linh: *sticks out tongue* Yup. 

Keefe: So, who is it? 

Luna: I don't ship this. 

Fitz: You don't ship anything!

Sophie: Yeah! It's like you only ship Tam and Biana! 

Dex: And I'm happy to keep it that way. 

Luna: Well Sophie and Fitz, you guys are WRONG! I DO ship other stuff! 

Tam: Like what? 

Luna: I'll let that slide because you are my favorite character but do NOT contradict me again or else I will do a spree of Tam shipped with other people. 

Keefe: NOW we're talking! Go on Bangs Boy! Keep interrupting! 

Tam: No way. 

Luna: Okay, I ship BIANA AND TAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Keeper Crew minus Biana and Tam: We know! 

Tam: *turns pink* 

Biana: *turns red* 

Linh: THEY'RE BLUSHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tam; LINH! 

Luna: Okay, besides TIANA, I ship...

Sophie: JUST SAY IT

Luna: Shut up Sophie. 

Fitz: RUDE

Luna: I was going to do a spree of people shipped with Fitz, but then I decided that would be punishing to may innocent people like Linh, so... I won't. 

Fitz: HAHA 

Luna: But, I can torture you by putting you in... 

*silence* 

Luna: PRODUCER! CUE TRUMPETS!!! 

Producer; SORRY! 

*trumpets sound* BUM BUM BUM 

Luna: ...

Luna: *whispers loudly* Producer! Raise the platform! 

Producer: Sorry! I was watching LaurenzSide!!! (If you don't know who that is, check her out! One of my fave YouTubers!)  

*platform raises with a cool looking machine* 

Dex: Oooooh!!! Can I touch it? 

Luna: *ignores Dex*. This is the TRUTH A BOBBER! It basically smacks you on the head with this baseball bat until you tell the truth about a question! Fitz, if you disrupt me again, we can test it on you! 

Fitz: *cowers* 

Sophie: *glares*

Luna: YOU TOO SOPHIE! Okay. so I also ship...SOKEEFE 

Keefe; Really? 

Luna: Yup, because- 

Keefe: FITZ DOES NOT DESERVE SOPHIE

Luna: No. Because I don't want Fitz to be with Sophie and because you and Sophie look better together. Now, be quiet! 

Keefe: Did you know that Bangs Boy ships Sokeefe? 

Luna: I KNOW! IT'S ONE OF MY MAIN REASONS TO SHIP SOKEEFE! 

Tam: I just feel like Fitz and Sophie are TERRIBLE TOGETHER! 

Luna: I have to get started on today's ship so I also ship Linh and Wylie...

Biana: AWW!!

Tam: *frowns* Wylie's not coming over to our house anymore Linh!

Linh: *turns pink* 

Luna: And Dex and Marella!

Dex: Wait...WHAT? 

Luna: *arches eyebrow and gestures to machine unsubtly* Yes DEX?! 

Dex: Nothing. 

Luna: Okay today's ship is...KEEFE AND BIANA!!!

Biana: Um...

Keefe: *snorts* Yeah right. 

Biana: Um...

Luna: WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A HUGE CRU- 

Biana: *puts a hand over mouth* 

Luna: HEY BIANA!!! The TRUTH A BOBBER!! 

Biana: Fine. I do like Keefe. 

Keefe: Oh...

Tam: Oh...

Keefe: You upset Bangs Boy? 

Tam: Of course not! EVERYONE KNOWS!!! 

Linh: NO!!!! NOT KEEFEIANA!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Biana: Linh...? 

Linh: IT HAS TO BE BAM!!! TIANA!!!!! BAM SOCKER! WHO CARES WHAT YOU CALL IT, NOT KEEFEIANA!!!!!!

Luna; Linh...? 

Linh: I'm fine. 

Luna: Okay! Opinions? 

Producer: THROW THEM ALL IN THE MACHINE 

Luna: Not today...

Producer: *pouts* 

Keeper Crew: *sighs in relief* 

Luna: Maybe later! But right now, OPINIONS! 

Tam: Um...

Luna: We know you hate it! you don't have to hide it!

Tam; Fine. I just think Keefe doesn't deserve Biana. 

Biana: *turns red* 

Keefe: Hey! 

Linh: NO!!!!!!!! NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT IN A MILLION, THOUSAND, BAJILLION YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luna: *backs away* Okay...? 

Dex: We all know that I used to like Biana, so whatever she's happy with. 

Biana: FINALLY! Something nice about it!

Luna: So you want it to happen Biana? 

Biana: *shrugs* 

Luna: SAY NO!!!!!!!!!

Biana: *squeaks afraid* No. 

Sophie: Um...Keefe and Biana? 

Luna: Yeah. Are you deaf?!

Sophie: I was just asking!

Luna: Who cares about your opinion? MOVING ON! 

Fitz: It's okay. If Biana's happy with it. 

Luna: WHICH SHE IS NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keefe: I never liked Biana so it won't happen. 

Biana: *sighs* 

Tam; *secretly grins* 

Linh: YAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Luna: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fitz: Don't hurt Biana's feelings, Keefe!

Keefe: I'm not!

Luna: I think I got everyone. Tune in later for more!!!!!!! *disappears* 

Linh: BAM SOCKER FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope Linh convinced you to...SHIP TAM AND BIANA!!!!! BYE!!! And thanks for reading this! The support is amazing!!!!! Thanks to everyone who is reading this! It's been amazing having all this support!!! HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!!!!!!