88booklover_: Hey peoples! True to his word, Tam is wearing all-pink this chapter.

Tam: *frowns*

88booklover_: So... Keefe?

Keefe: Yeah?

88booklover_: *asks discreetly* Do you have a crush on anyone?

Keefe: Uh... no?

 88booklover_: Can you repeat that while being hooked up to a lie detector?

Keefe: *panicking inside* 

88booklover_: Is that a yes?

Keefe: Uh... sure

--5 minutes later-- 

88booklover_: So, Keefe, do you have a crush on anyone?

Keefe: No

Lie Detector: Liar Liar Pants on Fire

Keefe: MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE?!?! WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME?!?!

Sophie: Relax, Keefe. It's just a human rhyme.

 Fitz: Uhh Keefe you have a little something on your pants...

*Keefe's pants are starting to dissolve into flames*

Keefe: AHHH MARELLA DO SOMETHING

Marella: *brows knitted in frustration* I can't!! Something's wrong with my ability!!

Keefe: Sophie, if I'm going to die, I need you to know something

Sophie: *with tears in her eyes* What?

Keefe: I like you

*Fitz and Sophie be like Whaaaaat? while everyone else is just not surprised*

**Immediately, the fire on Keefe's pants goes out**

Keefe: Wait what

*88booklover_ and Marella high-five*

88booklover_:  YoU jUsT gOt PlAyEd

Marella: Boom! 

88booklover_: Okay, but seriously, it only took you a life-and-death experience  to confess your love for her?! How messed up is that?!

88booklover_: I think we need to take a short break

|xoxo|

88booklover_