Me: Hi again! Hope ya got your phones ready, cause I'm about to show you a website. It's called Tumblr.

Sophie: Tumblr?

Me: It's a website thingy where people post stuff. I'm not too familiar with it though.

Sophie: I know what it is, I'm mean we're going on Tumblr?

Me: Yes. And we're going to the Tumblrs about you guys.

Fitz: Oh dear.

Me: So all they have are jokes where they semi-butcher your personalities and ship you with people. The common ships are Detz,

Me, Fitz and Dex: *shakes with anger*

Me: Solinh, Sophiana, Linhiana,

The girls: *make weird face*

Me: Sokeefe,

Sophie: *blushes*

Keefe: *smiles*

Fitz: *glares*

Me: And Tiana.

Biana: *blushes*

Tam: *slightly blushes*

Me: Oh! And Stinex! *Frowns*

Dex: *teeth clenched*

Stina: Did anyone mention me?

Me: Okay how the fudge did you get here goodbye! *Makes her disappear*

Me: *tries and fails to smirk* Well I see you all reacted to at least one of these in some way. *Winks for no good reason*

Keefe: Am I rubbing off on you Ravi?

Me: Probably. Now excuse me, I need to do something very urgently.

Fitz: Bye Ravi!

Me: *conjures pillow*

Sophie: Uh oh. *Whispers* Please no pillow fight. Please*

Me: *buries face into pillow* *SCREAMS*

Everyone: *covers their ears, wincing*

2 minutes later

Me: Ok I'm better. I read a really good book but the ending killed me and I have to wait for the next book. Sorry about that. I really needed to let that out. Now let's actually go to Tumblr as the audience is probably waiting for that.

Dex, Fitz and Me: THESE DETZ THINGS ARE KILLING ME! STOP!

Me: Okay... To any Detz shippers out there, why do you ship it? Is it only because they hate each other?

Sophie: You're going to ask the fandom to give you a reasonable argument?

Me: Uh... Yes. Probably a bad idea. A good thing I'm not on Tumblr.

Sophie, Linh and Biana: *blush* These ships about us are cute, but I still don't like them that way.

Me: You know what? EVERYONE tell me why you ship something in KOTLC (not trying to get random ships here), I'll join in too.

Dex: Are you telling us now?

Me: Pft. Of course not, it'll be in the comments.

Keefe and Tam: Those ships about you are terrible, but the ships about me are pretty awe- *sees a post about Kam* NEVERMIND THIS WEBSITE IS TERRIBLE.

Everyone else: *laughs*

Me: This is why I show you these things.

Tam: Well you should stop.

Everyone: Oh my this is so true. I would totally do this thing.

Me: Yeah, it's either spot-on or butchered. Like the excessive amount of swearing.

Linh: I know! I hate when people swear. *Glances at Tam*

Tam: Hey! I don't ******* swear.

Me: Phew, it's censored. *Thinks to myself* Also hypocrisy much?

Sophie: You can do that?

Me: Yeah, but I need to do it at a particular timing, I saw that coming a mile away. Or should I say kilometer? Miles are useless. Anything in the imperial system is useless.

Sophie: So you don't have attachments to America?

Me: Nope! Back to Tumblr

Dex: You know, it's not too ba- UGH I HATE THIS! I JUST GOT OVER DETZ AND NOW THERE'S FUDGING STINEX!

Me: I know! JUST FUDGING STOP! Okay y'all can go read Tumblr by yourselves because I am about to di- scratch that I'm already dead. You see... If there was Keefex I'd be alive and happy and everything good. Okay maybe not everything good as I'm evil but good and I don't even know what I'm saying so I really need to leave.

Fitz: I think you should leave.

Me: I JUST said that. Okay bye!